Stargate Atlantis Quest

[TechnoWraith]

C.

While watching everyone else, you spy an interesting looking control panel on the wall. It has a flashing red button, a flashing orange button and a green button. Do you:

A) Press the red button
B) Press the orange button
C) Press the green button
D) Press all the buttons at the same time
E) Take a P-90 and shoot the control panel
F) Have a wraith press the buttons for you

[gatebuster64]

F

one of those head-sucking things that downloads the Ancients knowledge into your head grabs the Wraith and downloads all of the Ancients information into the Wraith's head. Do you:

A. shoot the Wraith
B. give it more Ash
C. continue observing everyone else

[Chelle DB]

B.

You give the Wraith more ash (god we're bad!!!) and he starts to do a song and dance routine. You don't know the song coz it's Wraith music but you decide it would be a good idea to get everyone into the spirit and get a Karaoke quest started.
The first contestant is:

A. Teyla singing "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
B. Sheppard singing "A Fool Such as I" by Elvis Presley
C. Weir singing "Stupid Girls" by Pink
D. Ronan singing "Yo (Excuse me Miss) by Chris Brown
E. Beckett singing "Have you Ever Seen the Rain" by CCR
F. Wraith Bob singing "Love me Tender" by Elvis Presley

[TechnoWraith]

C.

Weir steps up to the microphone and begins singing her song. As she sings, the gate alarm goes off, indicating an incoming wormhole. Do you:

A) Give everyone more ash so they think the alarm is a figment of their imaginations
B) Send Bob the Wraith over to investigate
C) Turn off the lights
D) Hide in the corner
E) Call Earth and tell them to stop prank dialing the stargate

[gatebuster64]

A.

the Genii start pouring into the gateroom. Do you:

A. offer them Ash
B. ask if they want to join in the Karioke contest
C. run for you life

[wormhole93]

A

All of the Genii join in the karaoke party. Do you...

A) watch the Genii and Weir sing "Stupid Girls"
B) eat some Ash and sing with them
C) order more Ash

[gatebuster64]

A

it turns out that the Genii are horrible singers and your ears literrally start to bleed. Do you:

A. get some earplugs
B. shoot the nearest Genii
C. have everyone play an Irish drinking game

[TechnoWraith]

C.

Heck, they're stoned, why not get 'em drunk? You think. As you begin playing the Irish drinking game, you notice that weir has developed a sudden twitch. Do you:

A) Let beckett look at weir
B) Stop the clock
C) Drive a monster truck through the room
D) Let Ronan take care of the situation
E) Let Steve the Wraith wraith someone

[Chelle DB]

A.

With the Wraith, the Genii and most of Atlantis either stoned or drunk, Beckett checks out Wier's twitch only to discover that she was actually dancing!! To spice up the festivities you put on a dance track and everybody starts dancing to:

A. The Macerena
B. The Nutbush
C. The Bus Stop
D. The Twist

[gatebuster64]

A

no one else knows that dance. Do you:

A. watch a stoned and drunk Weir dance and see what the results are
B. have everyone do the electric slide
C. continue with the drinking game
D. get a boombox and dance to the first song that gets played

[Allestian]

A.

Dr Weir stops dancing and passes out. This clearly ends the party since the expedition's leader is unconscious. You walk everyone back to their rooms although you are sorely tempted to walk Kavanagh off one of the balconys. You go back to your room and find that it's a tip.

Do you:

A. Clean up the mess so Weir doesn't have much to shout about tomorrow.
B. Pay the Wraith and the Genii to clean it.
C. Take some more Ash.
D. Go for a little gander along the undiscovered sections of the city.

[Chelle DB]

D.

While wandering through some of the unexplored areas of Atlantis, you come across a box with some very strange and unrecognizable symbols on it. You are curious to know what's inside the box and decide to take it back to one of the labs but the box is made of solid gold and is too heavy to move.
Do you:

A. Open the box where it is
B. Get some fellow scientists to come down to where you are and open it together
C. Shrug your shoulders and continue exploring

[TechnoWraith]

A

Opening the box, you start seeing a vision. But just as the vision comes to focus, power throughout the entire city goes out, and the device deactivates. Do you:

A) Run back to your quarters and read a magazine
B) Toss the lid back on the box and pretend you don't know anything.
C) Run to the control room and say something is wrong with the power systems
D) Call Thor and ask for help

[Allestian]

A.

As you enter your romm you notice that everything seems to be shimmery and your head starts to hurt. Do you:

A. Go to the infirmary to get checked over.
B. Stay where you are - it will pass.
C. Go to sleep, you've been high all night for cryin' out loud...
D. Go back to the box. Maybe there was something you missed...

[TechnoWraith]

D

On the way back to the box, Ronan sees you. He asks you where you're going. You tell him:

A) Ummmm... no where in particular.
B) To the infirmary
C) You found more ash and if he comes with you, you'll share
D) You dropped your car keys in a hall somewhere and you're going to find them
E) Your i-pod broke and you're going to see Rodney about fixing it