Stargate Atlantis Quest

[Allestian]

C.

As the holding and the singing continues there is a sudden Wraith attack concerning the blue jello. You have to tear yourself away from this loveliness to help others. Carson understands. Where do you go from here:

A. To the control room.
B. To the chair room.
C. To the mainland.

[Major Gambit]

You go to the control room. Suddenly, you see wraith beeming into the city, you could....

A. Dial the Alpha site
B. Grab your P90 and help
C. Make a really loud stinky fart.

[Oranos]

B.

This makes you a priority target...

Do you...

A. Fall down pretending you've been shot.
B. Run behind McKay.
C. Duck behind the nearest console and begin firing.

[gatebuster64]

C

However you faint because of Cavanaugh's food poison and the Wraith capture you, bring you aboard their hive, and heal you in a cocoon. Do you:

A. scream loudly in the shrillest voice
B. offer the location of Earth
C. use jello to bribe an ascended being to help you

[Major Gambit]

B

You give them the location of Earth and they go there and blow it up. Then they eat the moon. You can either...

A. Jump out of the spaceship and die
B. Take an escape pod to mars
C. Make a really loud stinkey fart

[Wraith Scientist]

A

You wake up: it was all a bad dream

Another day in Atlantis, do you:

A) Go annoy McKay
B) Go see what Beckett's doing
C) Go see Weir
D) Go offworld

[Major Gambit]

A

Mckay takes out a super mega-death ray and blows up Atlantis. You get blewn to Hawaii and you have a few options...

A. Blow up hawaii
B. Eat a pop tart
C. Take off you pants and run around
D. Turn into an octopus
E. Make a really loud stinky fart

[gatebuster64]

C

you wake up in the infirmiry realizing that it was all a dream but you're still sick with Cavanaugh's poison and Hermiod can't make an antidote. The last thing you remember that is real is passing out after Weir threw the ZPM at you. Do you;

A. throw the ZPM back at her
B. run through the gate and beg for Cavanaugh's mercy
C. die and hope an Ancient will ascend you

[Oranos]

C.

Luckily an Ancient ascends you...

Do you...

A. Use your new found powers against the Wraith even though it violates the non-interference policy.
B. Begin the 'journey' and see where it takes you.
C. Hang around Atlantis and 'accidently' zap Rodney whenever he gets too close to making an important dicovery.
D. Hang out with Sheppard and annoy him by messing up his hairdo with large gusts of wind.
E. Annoy Weir by starting small fires all over Atlantis.
F. Randomly move Beckett's medical equipment so he can't find it.
G. Help Zelenka so he always has the answer before McKay.
H. Chase Teyla, hitting her with her own sticks (or whatever the heck they are)

Sorry, I got a bit carried away.

[Major Gambit]

H


Teyla gets annoyed and turns into bigfoot and attacks you, you can either...


A. go eat sushi
B. Blow up the univerce
C. Burn Tacos
D. Open a Wendy's outside on the mainland
E. Kill Teyla and eat her head off
F. Make a really loud stinky fart



STOP MAKING MY RPG'S DREAMS!!

[gatebuster64]

D

Wendy's becomes a great hit among ascended beings and overshadows the Astral Diner. Do you:

A. invite Atlantis for a meal at Wendy's
B. hire Oma Desala as a waitress
C. make the special of the century blue jello
D. a combination of A, B, and/or C

[Chelle DB]

D.

You have invited all of Atlantis to Wendy's where they are served the best blue jello/jelly in the entire universe by the one and only Oma Desala. As everyone is chatting and enjoying their jelly/jello, Rodney starts to rant about how great he is and it's starting to get on your nerves. To try and change the mood in the restaurant you:

A. Start a karaoke contest
B. Start a food fight
C. Plant a big honkin kiss on Rodney coz you know it's probably the only one he'll ever get....and it would totally shut him up!!

[gatebuster64]

C

however Rodney starts ratting on how he got kissed by an ascended being. His chattering annoys everyone away and your business plummits. Do you:

A. relocate Wendy's
B. throw McKay into the ocean
C. invite Cavanaugh to assassinate Rodney
D. wipe Rodney's memories clean

[Major Gambit]

A. You put wendy's on earth right next to the white house. The president looks out the window and see's the giant floating Wendy's but doenst give it a second thought. The civilians notice it and a Nuclear War breaks loose. The world is destroyed and wendy's is now just floating in space. You can either....



A. Throw pie at te ceiling
B. Eat a frostie
C. Move Wendy's back to Atlantis
D. Take off your pants and run around
E. Make a really loud stinky fart

[gatebuster64]

C

but before you do you make time run backwards on Earth so they don't plunge into nuclear war. When you reach Atlantis you're still stuck with rodney. Do you:

A. move Wendy's to the Genii homeworld
B. offer Rodney to the Wraith
C. wipe his memory clean
D. offer him blue jello in exchange for him shutting up