Stargate Atlantis Quest

[jesserella]

A
after everyone goes deaf do they

A) walk around shouting "what, i can't hear you" at each other
B) get mad and all attack kav
C) with their other senses sharpened realise there all telepathic

[Allestian]

C.

Sheppard looks at Teyla and reads her mind. Is Teyla thinking:

A. Okay John is creeping me out with his weird look on his face.
B. Hmm...he's so hawt.
C. Is he looking at me or Kavanagh?

[gatebuster64]

B

John and Teyla start to make out when all of a sudden

A. Hermiod confesses he's gay
B. John and Teyla get beamed up by a wraith dart
C. a toilet seat gets ejected from a bathroom, falls down and crushes Ronan

[Enzo Aquarius]

C

Ronon is sent to the infirmary...

A. Beckett rushes over
B. Random generic doctor rushes over
C. He is ignored
D. Everybody rushes to save the toilet seat

[gatebuster64]

D.

to everyones horror:

A. the toilet seat is broken
B. the toilet seat has blood all over it
C. the toilet seat has a wraith beacon on it
D. the toilet seat is made of replicator blocks

[Enzo Aquarius]

B

The seat is taken to a lab where it is discovered that the blood is...

A. Ronon's
B. Ford's
C. A Wraith's
D. Ketchup

[gatebuster64]

A. duh

atlantis sues Ronan for getting blood all over their toilet seat, the next thing that happens is:

A. Ronan goes insane after being unable to find a lawyer
B. Ronan dies from blood loss since he was crushed by the toilet seat
C. the suit turns to be only $20

[Enzo Aquarius]

C

Weir must fork over $20, she gets it from...

A. The Atlantis Bank Vault
B. Under her bed
C. McKay's wallet
D. She grabs Sheppard and they escape in a Puddle Jumper

[gatebuster64]

D.

the Daedalus beams up the jumper, do you:

A. beat Weir up for kidnapping John
B. ask John to take you on the jumper for a joyride
C. steal the jumper since you have the ata gene

[Enzo Aquarius]

C.

Where would you like to go today?

A. Back to Atlantis
B. That planet with the downed Wraith ship at the far edge of the system
C. Earth

[gatebuster64]

C
you start to get hungry, do you:

A. send an SOS
B. eat the dog in the rear compartment
C. sneak aboard the nearby hatak

[Allestian]

To your...well not exactly surprise, the Wraith come and plan to cull Earth. Do you:

A. Play 'It's Chico time' to scare them off.
B. Try to prove to them that Earth is a figment of their imagination and that they are not Wraith but instead lumberjacks called Clive.
c. Tell them it's universal bikini day and that it might get quite hairy.