Attention! We're having a viewing of the Rocky Horror picture Show, complete with audience participation, in the mess hall at 8 on Saturday.
Please being your own waterguns, newspaper, toast, and rice.
"and hot dogs." "and hot dogs." There is a rule being put in place over the Rocky Horror viewing. If there are any virgins, people who haven't seen Rocky Horror, report to me so we can have a virgin auction, too.
& Keller : Oh, great leader, blessed by God, sent to us from Heaven to protect us from the Infidel... : I beseech you to reduce my levy of footsoldiers, cattle, and wheat. Due to a famine... : But, sire, my cattle are dying and my fields are barren... : But, sire, that is unjust and tyrannical! I object! & Keller: Oh, great leader, blessed by God, sent to us from Heaven...
"Daddy, wut duz this button do?" "No don't touch that." "Relax, Zelenka deactivated that panel. Junior can't do anything with it." "He, he, he"
"oooh, sorry Rodney."
"Relax, nothing could possibly go wrong."
"So says the man whose last words are either going to be 'wow' or 'oops'."
*walking past* "Wow." "Oops."
[hiding] "Is it safe to come out yet?" "Yup."
[is shot] "Oops, guess not."
[hiding] "Is it safe to come out yet?" "Yup." [is shot] "Oops, guess not." [groans and flutters eyelids] Who's there? [in Canadian accent] Good morning, Prime Minister. I'm sorry to wake you, but the Albanian ambassador is here to see you about the situation in Kosovo. 
[to self, quietly] Oh no! I must have been transfered to the body of Canadian Foreign Minister Peter McKay in the alternate universe!
sir, did you just say something? No, it was nothing. 
: cool: [to self, looking at Sam discreetly] Maybe I'll be luckier in this universe...
Please stop hiding, McKay. Everything's okay now- Roran has been restrained, and Jennifer still loves you. And if you don't come out now, either Zelenka will find a way around you jamming our sensors or Sheppard will somehow automagically find you and force you out of wherever you're hiding.
[gloating] I am a god! Bow before me!
Stop gloating, idiot. I and all the rest of us know that you take the credit for everything from everyone else.
[groans and flutters eyelids] Who's there? [in Canadian accent] Good morning, Prime Minister. I'm sorry to wake you, but the Albanian ambassador is here to see you about the situation in Kosovo. [to self, quietly] Oh no! I must have been transfered to the body of Canadian Foreign Minister Peter McKay in the alternate universe! sir, did you just say something? No, it was nothing. : cool: [to self, looking at Sam discreetly] Maybe I'll be luckier in this universe... Please stop hiding, McKay. Everything's okay now- Roran has been restrained, and Jennifer still loves you. And if you don't come out now, either Zelenka will find a way around you jamming our sensors or Sheppard will somehow automagically find you and force you out of wherever you're hiding. [gloating] I am a god! Bow before me! Stop gloating, idiot. I and all the rest of us know that you take the credit for everything from everyone else. [hiding] "Is it safe to come out yet?" "Yup." [is shot] "Oops, guess not." [groans and flutters eyelids] Who's there? [in Canadian accent] Good morning, Prime Minister. I'm sorry to wake you, but the Albanian ambassador is here to see you about the situation in Kosovo. [to self, quietly] Oh no! I must have been transfered to the body of Canadian Foreign Minister Peter McKay in the alternate universe! sir, did you just say something? No, it was nothing. : cool: [to self, looking at Sam discreetly] Maybe I'll be luckier in this universe... Please stop hiding, McKay. Everything's okay now- Roran has been restrained, and Jennifer still loves you. And if you don't come out now, either Zelenka will find a way around you jamming our sensors or Sheppard will somehow automagically find you and force you out of wherever you're hiding. [gloating] I am a god! Bow before me! Stop gloating, idiot. I and all the rest of us know that you take the credit for everything from everyone else. : Oh, HELL no. Not Eragon again! Why do the dragons always have to be telepathic? : That movie SUCKED. : Oh, please, do you think he reads?
: Oh, HELL no. Not Eragon again! Why do the dragons always have to be telepathic? : That movie SUCKED. : Oh, please, do you think he reads?: "Hey, I read.": "Flight manuals don't count.": "Pfft, not those. I meant golf magazines, and War and Peace.": "Oh and what page are you on?": *indistict mumbling* "124.": "Uh-huh. Shaadddup!"
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