things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[Morgan le Fay]

Teyla: In sleep he sang to me,
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me,
And speaks my name
And do I dream again?
For now I find
The phantom of the opera is there
Inside my mind

[JJSNgadget]

"Sing once again with me
our strange duet
my power over you
grows stronger yet
and though you turn from me
to glance behind
the phantom of the opera is there
inside your mind."

[sillyscipia]

(The musical thing is all my fault. I started it!)

We're all in this together
Once we know
That we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true
*shoots Ronon, Teyla, and John* ENOUGH!

[Morgan le Fay]

John: And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango".

Cadman: Pop
Keller: Six
Sam: Squish
Elizabeth: Uh uh
Teyla: Cicero
Heightmeyer: Lipschitz

All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

Teyla: I betcha you would have done the same!


I couldn't resist. I just couldn't.

[JJSNgadget]

"Attention citizens of Atlantis. I am hereby putting a mortorium on all singing. Thank you."
"Vala, get away from there! You were supposed to stay in my room-I-I mean your room."
"Oh god, what did you touch? You could blow us all up with your stupid touching."
"I know I'm good, but I'm not that good."
"Rodney, Daniel, you do realize you're broadcasting city-wide?"

[sillyscipia]

"Attention citizens of Atlantis. I am hereby putting a mortorium on all singing. Thank you."
"Vala, get away from there! You were supposed to stay in my room-I-I mean your room."
"Oh god, what did you touch? You could blow us all up with your stupid touching."
"I know I'm good, but I'm not that good."
"Rodney, Daniel, you do realize you're broadcasting city-wide?"

GREENAGE!

Um, No.
Crap.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Another awkward meeting for this, guys...

[sillyscipia]

(Dead thread is not good!)

Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
*zats everyone*

[JJSNgadget]

"I just saved 15% on my jumper insurance by switching to Geico."

"It's so easy a caveman can do it."

*growl* "Hey, I'm not stupid."

[Sheppard little minx]

haha brillant

Sheppard: Ok who did it?
Elizabethid what?
Sheppard: Change my uniforn to a lion costume

Rodney giggled and sings *We are off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz

[The_Carpenter]

I'm your new commanding officer person, all male personal are ordered to report to my quarters for inspection. Further more Fridays will now be swimsuit Friday

Wha?

Not you, you annoying little man. Is he always that annoying?

[nx01a]

Keller: We've got a situation down here, Woolsey!
Woolsey: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

[Mimzy]

Ronon: We are the Knights who say Ni!
Ronon, Lorne, and Chuck: Ni! Ni! Ni!
[Sam and Teyla glance at each other]
Sam: Run away! Run away!

John to Rodney: And that Rodney is how we found that this planet is banana shaped
Rodney: great what about the goatskins?
John: you mean sheep skins right?
Rodney: yeah.... those...
John: what about them?

Teyla to Sam: you think it is another virus?
Sam: if Lancelot arrives we are all dead

Colonel Sheppard, report to the gate room
<Unknown Voice> Alright I'll tell him, but I don't think he'll be keen
What! Who is this?
<Same Voice> Go boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!
I'll sort him out
<Voice> You don't frighten me English pigdogs! I burst my pimples at you and call you a son of a window dresser!
Just ignore him

I fart in your general direction!

(Dang... Mimzy started it! We're on a Monty python high...)

MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I just saved 15% on my jumper insurance by switching to Geico."

"It's so easy a caveman can do it."

*growl* "Hey, I'm not stupid."

ROFL mental green

Keller: We've got a situation down here, Woolsey!
Woolsey: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

GREEN that is genius

: Why is there a rabbit floating in mid-air in the gateroom?
: Wha--?
: OMG! It's so CUTE!
Everyone: O_o
: NO! We don't want HIM getting infinitely intelligent AGAIN!
: The future needs our help...
: Oh, no...here we go...

[ebethman]

: ... and that is why we must evacuate the city . . . . *whistpers* so do I just push the button to shut this thing off?
: John, that's not the button.

[Princess Awinita]

They call me...... McKay
???
Can I stun him please?
BEWARE THE KILLER RABBIT!!
STUN HIM!!!!
BEWARE THE..... GAH!!!!! *is stunned*
ahhhh nice and quiet
I fart in your general direction
Who gave McKay Monty Python and the Holy Grail DVD?
Jackson did it
Did not!! *is stunned*

[ebethman]

: I will now distroy atlantis . . .*drematic music* with . . . a HERING