things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[ebethman]

: Look it's along story, serfice it to say it involed three ducks and a lot of prunes. So everyone, just try to avoid the east pier for the next few days

[The_Carpenter]

John, you have been a very naughty boy!

I don't remember you complaining last night!

[wurlitzer153]

Not exactly hear, but I don't think Sheppard would appreciate this video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1G0v1JCCIA

[JJSNgadget]

Jenny Wraith weight-loss plan.
--Lose 70lbs in 10 minutes
--What are you waiting for? Call Jenny.

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SOYLENT GREEN IS WRAITH.
: O_o
: *sniff, nibble* "Hmm." *eats* "Yummy."
: "You know, there's a certain kind of poetic justice at work here."

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: "I once caught a snapper" *gestures* "this big."
: "It's not about the fish. It's about the fishing."
: "Then why bother bringing a rod."
: "Hey."
: "Not you. A fishing rod."
alt--who-likes-fishing: "Hiya."
:O_o
:"This city is weird."

[RodneyIsGodney]

Not exactly hear, but I don't think Sheppard would appreciate this video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1G0v1JCCIA

*shudders*That clown is creepy.

[RodneyIsGodney]

Rodney(in the shower...singing):I could show you my favorite obsession. I've been making a man. With blond hair and a tan. And he's good for relieving my...tension. I'm just a sweet transvestite. From Transexual, transilvania, ha, ha. HEY, HEY! I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite) from Transexual, Transilvania. So-come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... pation. But maybe the Rain. Isn't really to blame. So I'll remove the cause. But not the symptom.

He doesn't know his radio is still on does he?
No.

*speechless*
I think I'm gonna be sick.

BLOODY HELL!
Oh. My. God!

[Morgan le Fay]

Sam: When you got it, flaunt it
Step right up and strut your stuff
People tell you modesty's a virtue
But in the theatre modesty can hurt you
When you got it, flaunt it
Show your assets, let them know you're proud
Your goodies you must push
Stick out your chest, shake your tush
When you got it, shout it out loud

[JJSNgadget]

Elizabeth: "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world."

[ebethman]

John: "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world."

[JJSNgadget]

The musical Hair, starring Sheppard's Hair.

[ebethman]

Weir: okay everybody, the IOA are on their way. You know the drill, all the booze over the side.

[sillyscipia]

Unknown voice:Attention! Auditions for this month's production, "Sweeny Todd" are being held in the Gate room at 7 PM. And no, Todd the wraith can't play Sweeny Todd.

[Morgan le Fay]

Unknown voice:Attention! Auditions for this month's production, "Sweeny Todd" are being held in the Gate room at 7 PM. And no, Todd the wraith can't play Sweeny Todd.

Random voice: Holy crap, there's a beaver, and its eyes are glowing! It's a Goa'uld beaver! Go away demon beaver! [BOOM!]

Whoever knows which book the eye-glowing exploding beaver comes from gets green!

[sillyscipia]

Random voice: Holy crap, there's a beaver, and its eyes are glowing! It's a Goa'uld beaver! Go away demon beaver! [BOOM!]

Whoever knows which book the eye-glowing exploding beaver comes from gets green!

You mentioned that in the Gate Head thread. I don't know the book, though.

[sillyscipia]

Attention! We're having a viewing of the Rocky Horror picture Show, complete with audience participation, in the mess hall at 8 on Saturday.
Please being your own waterguns, newspaper, toast, and rice.