things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[RodneyIsGodney]

(out of nowhere)
"Oops I did It again. I played with your heart, got lost in the game.
Oh baby baby Oops!...you think I'm in love, that I'm sent from above.
I'm not that innocent."

Rodney! Your on citywide again!
OH CRAP!!!
RODNEY!!!
I'm so dead.

[Mimzy]

Nice one, Mimzy. But Gateworld won't let me give you green.

Thanks for the mental green You're always trying to give me green for my posts here. It makes me feel all warm fuzzies inside (lol I stole that from David Hewlett).
~~~~
btw, I LOVE your post, RodneyIsGodney!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~~
: It's hard to believe...
: ...that I couldn't see...
& : ...you were always there beside me
: Thought I was alone
: ...with no one to hold...
& : But you were always right beside me
: This feeling's like no other
& :
I want you to know-ohhhh
I've never had someone
Who knows me like you do-ooh
The way you do-ooh
I've never had someone
As good for me as you-ooh
No one like you-ooh
: So lonely before
& :
I finally found...
...what I've been looking for-orrr

: *sniff* That was...so beautiful...ELIZABETH, YOU are what I've been looking for...


*AWKWARDDDDDDDDD*

[JJSNgadget]

"Behold, for I have conquered the sand worms of Arrakis. The spice must flow."
"Radek, are ye daft!? Get off that snake right now! Dinnea know it's venomous."

[Princess Awinita]

Carter's havin' my baby!!
Uh rodney.... that was on citywide you know
oh sh.....!!! *gunfire is heard as Carter tries to kill Rodney*

[RodneyIsGodney]

btw, I LOVE your post, RodneyIsGodney!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanx My first one on this thread.

[RodneyIsGodney]

And now my second one.


(out of the blue)
"There's a man who leads a life of danger. To everyone he meets he is a stranger. With every move he makes another chance he takes. Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow. Secret agent man, secret agent man. They've given you a number and taken away your name. Beware of pretty faces that you find. A pretty face can hide an evil mind...." (Rodney suddenly realizes...)

Oh,Crap! Was I on citywide?
YES!!!
Aw geez!

[fellip_nectar]

Attention!

As part of the ongoing activities to increase morale, the next match in the wrestling tournament will commence in one hour. Will <insert your name here> and Ronon Dex please make their way to the gym.

[RodneyIsGodney]

Attention!

As part of the ongoing activities to increase morale, the next match in the wrestling tournament will commence in one hour. Will RodneyIsGodney and Ronon Dex please make their way to the gym.

Heh!

[fellip_nectar]

Heh!

*Spits out coffee*



OK, I guess only bad news for half the crew then

[Emre]

: Oh, Kavanaugh...*moan*

[RodneyIsGodney]

: Oh, Kavanaugh...*moan*

Kavanaugh: Oh, Rodney...*moan*



...later

[Mimzy]

Carter's havin' my baby!!
Uh rodney.... that was on citywide you know
oh sh.....!!! *gunfire is heard as Carter tries to kill Rodney*

MENTAL GREEN!!!!!!!!! ROFL! lol lol lol!!

Random voice:Guess what? It's TWINS!!
Everybody:

And now my second one.


(out of the blue)
"There's a man who leads a life of danger. To everyone he meets he is a stranger. With every move he makes another chance he takes. Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow. Secret agent man, secret agent man. They've given you a number and taken away your name. Beware of pretty faces that you find. A pretty face can hide an evil mind...." (Rodney suddenly realizes...)

Oh,Crap! Was I on citywide?
YES!!!
Aw geez!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa mental green!!

[Princess Awinita]

Random voice.... (rap music)

Guess who's back
Back again
Steve the Wraith
I'm not dead
*gunfire*

[sillyscipia]

: Oh, Kavanaugh...*moan*

Green for you!

*singing* No chance, no way, I won't say it no no. It's too cliche, I won't say I'm in looooove.

[RodneyIsGodney]

~Rodney's attempt to win Katie back~

(on citywide)
"Katie, Katie.
Give me your answer do
I'm half crazy
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two."

Rodney!?!
Uh-oh!

What the hell was that?
*sighs* That was Rodney.

What the...?

(a few minutes later...)
Ow.
Never do that again.