Weir: You people are spending to much damn time on Gateworld.net. You need to get a ****ing life and turn off those PC's. You've got better things to do with your time. You should be finding someway to defeat the Wrath or deactivate the Replicators. Do you honestly think that the Ancients ascended to a higher plane of existence by surfing the internet. If you don't get off your fat butts...YES!! I just got another rep point...
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Last edited by chyron; 17 December 2007, 06:02 PM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms. -
Originally posted by chyron View Post
That is hilarious! Why will Gateworld not let me give you green?
Rodney: *whispering* Release... me.
Please, somebody get that reference."While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath TagoreComment
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Oh damn...what is that from? You've stumped me! and I'm too lazy to google it. Independence Day - that's it.Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View Post That is hilarious! Why will Gateworld not let me give you green?
Rodney: *whispering* Release... me.
Please, somebody get that reference.
Try reporting the posost to the mods and telling them that you think I should get a rep point for it."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Yep. Independence Day. I love that movie. And I suppose I should be less picky and start giving more people green.Originally posted by chyron View Post
Nancy: [cell phone rings] Oops, I'm so sorry. Wow! You've got great reception down here."While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath TagoreComment
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But you know that no one quite does the job that I do. I mean who can top my OnStar post...Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View PostYep. Independence Day. I love that movie. And I suppose I should be less picky and start giving more people green.
Nancy: [cell phone rings] Oops, I'm so sorry. Wow! You've got great reception down here.
http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=11361"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Oh my God. Ha ha! Why can I never think of anything like that?Originally posted by chyron View Post"While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath TagoreComment
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chyron, you are the God of Comedy... hands down.... oh, and i will soo buy your book when you publish it
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sweetie!?
You came all the way from earth for me?!
Weeelllll, i did want to see the baby.....
*smacks him on the head*
This was inspired fom the samjack shipper thread.Comment
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Announcement: Members of the expedition are reminded that Commander Hutchinson's reception will be begin in 30 minutes and that attendance for the full four hours is mandatory. At this time, long range scanners do not detect any Wraith or Asuran activity within a 1,000 parsec radius of Atlantis. Any members of the expedition not in attendance will be required to meet with the commander tomorrow for lunch.
(Green if you get the reference, but frankly if you don't get the reference you won't understand why you WOULDN'T want to here this.)Last edited by chyron; 19 December 2007, 03:00 PM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Announcement:{Insert Your Name}, please report to Ambassador Kosh's quarters for a face to face audience....and please be certain to put on your name tag, he's really bad with remembering who people are.Last edited by chyron; 19 December 2007, 05:08 PM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Announcement; Col Sheppard your mother is on line two, she wants to bawl you out
John: oh must be my birthday. *picks up phone*
Johns mother: *babbles into the phone making no sense, not to mention a rush of air*
John: *uses said air to clean himself off as if using a brush to get the cat hair off himself* *hangs up phone and turns to Chuck whoe is staring at him* Well she is a windy old bid isn't she?
Three guesses where that scene came from.
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Originally posted by chyron View Post TOO FUNNY! It won't let me give you green! 
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: Hey, you guys have GOT to try some of this Turkish Delight! It's DELICIOUS!!
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Where did you get that?!
: *points to gate* Some lady in a blue dress gave it to me. Why?
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DON'T EAT IT!!
: I don't get it, I thought it was supposed to be in a WARDROBE...?! 
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Haha, but i think that mcay would be edmund. and teyla susan , and shepp peter, and ronon lucyOriginally posted by Mimzy View Post TOO FUNNY! It won't let me give you green!
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: Hey, you guys have GOT to try some of this Turkish Delight! It's DELICIOUS!!
: Where did you get that?!
: *points to gate* Some lady in a blue dress gave it to me. Why?
: DON'T EAT IT!!
: I don't get it, I thought it was supposed to be in a WARDROBE...?! 
(yea right)
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Ronon as Lucy??
: Sheppard! Sheppard! Wake up! Wake up!
: Ohhh, what is it?
: Narnia! It's all in the wardrobe, like I told you!
: Oh, Ronon, you've just been dreaming!
: But it really WAS there! And this time, McKay went too.
: Is this true, McKay?
: ...I was...just playing along. I'm sorry, Sheppard, I shouldn't have encouraged him. But you know what...little children are like. Some of them don't know when to stop pretending. *smirks*
: *cries and runs away*
"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Man, i can picture it, that made me laugh out loud.Originally posted by Mimzy View PostRonon as Lucy??
: Sheppard! Sheppard! Wake up! Wake up!
: Ohhh, what is it?
: Narnia! It's all in the wardrobe, like I told you!
: Oh, Ronon, you've just been dreaming!
: But it really WAS there! And this time, McKay went too.
: Is this true, McKay?
: ...I was...just playing along. I'm sorry, Sheppard, I shouldn't have encouraged him. But you know what...little children are like. Some of them don't know when to stop pretending. *smirks*
: *cries and runs away*
What is Narnia?
A place with snow and a bad mean girl.
I came through the wardrobe
THat is scienticicly impossible.
*sticks tounge out* nine is a prime number.
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