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    #1291
    Originally posted by chyron View Post
    To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar?
    (While I might have pegged the reference dead on, I don't understand it...for that would imply that I could relate as a man to man dressed as a woman.)
    What? No, Sheppard's line was a quote from Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
    "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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      #1292
      *rodneybumps into carter*
      rodney!
      She knows my name! She knows my name!

      *after irrisistable*
      Muciouex in, mucious out!

      *after echos*
      Wales: Swim away! swim away!

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        #1293
        Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View Post
        What? No, Sheppard's line was a quote from Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
        I qwas gonna guess that
        Originally posted by MajorShipper View Post
        *rodneybumps into carter*
        rodney!
        She knows my name! She knows my name!

        *after irrisistable*
        Muciouex in, mucious out!

        *after echos*
        Wales: Swim away! swim away!
        really cute that last one! Gotta love Monty Python!

        You know, I'm pretty sure i'm gonna die today
        What makes you think that?
        Well you got stabbed, a lady blew up and I'm outta gas

        This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
        "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
        "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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          #1294
          "Hey look! Its Indeana Bones! hmmm? you say he isn't dead? Okay, indeana jones then!"

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            #1295
            Lucy Ricardo (From a sealed Gateroom Operations): Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat ::hick:: Girl. Are you tired, run down, listl::hick::ess? Do you pop out ::hick:: at parties? Are you unpoopular? ::BELCH!::BAHHHHHHBAAAAAAALOUUUUUUUU!!!
            "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

            I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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              #1296
              The Gummy Bear Song

              Of course there is one thing worst than that...
              "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

              I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                #1297
                Wolsey: (or however you spell it) Effective immediately House Harkonnen will be running things here. I'm certain that they'll find new ways to motivate you. Oh and Colonel Sheppard - please report to the Baron's private quarters immediately.

                Green if you get the ref - since you obviously would have great taste in literature.
                Last edited by chyron; 30 December 2007, 07:19 AM.
                "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                  #1298
                  Announcement: Please welcome our new IOC representative Mr. Morden to Atlantis. If you have any SHADOW of a doubt as to his on-site role, please feel free to sit down with him and let him know what you want to know.


                  grinning
                  "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                  I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                    #1299
                    Originally posted by chyron View Post
                    Announcement: Please welcome our new IOC representative Mr. Morden to Atlantis. If you have any SHADOW of a doubt as to his on-site role, please feel free to sit down with him and let him know what you want to know.


                    grinning
                    Good good reference.
                    Anouncement: And let us also welcome Kosh of the Vorlon , he will ask you to his office to determine Who You are. Have a nice day.

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                      #1300
                      Originally posted by Col.Foley View Post
                      Good good reference.
                      Anouncement: And let us also welcome Kosh of the Vorlon , he will ask you to his office to determine Who You are. Have a nice day.
                      ...you know I could have sworn that I posted something about "{YOUR NAME}, please report to Ambassador Kosh's quarters." but couldn't find it for the life of me.
                      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                        #1301
                        Originally posted by chyron View Post
                        ...you know I could have sworn that I posted something about "{YOUR NAME}, please report to Ambassador Kosh's quarters." but couldn't find it for the life of me.
                        Foley to Weir, I have no idea what you are talking about, I do not want to see some guy that looks like my aunt Vivian

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                          #1302
                          Announcement: A small mixed group of apes scheduled for intensive reconditioning have escaped from their quarters at Ape Management. Until they've been rounded up, all non-military members of the expedition are required to remain in the their quarters with their doors locked ... What's that? ... We've just received word that Ape Management is under the control of Apes.
                          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                            #1303
                            Chuck: Unscheduled gate activity!!
                            : Close it! Close i--oh my--
                            : What? WHAT?!
                            : Attention, Atlantis! The city is on lockdown, I repeat, the city is on lockdown! THE TELETUBBIES HAVE JUST COME THROUGH THE GATE!!
                            & : RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
                            : Can't we just shoot them?
                            "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                            Sig by ME!!!

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                              #1304
                              Originally posted by chyron View Post
                              ...you know I could have sworn that I posted something about "{YOUR NAME}, please report to Ambassador Kosh's quarters." but couldn't find it for the life of me.
                              Now I'm really confused! I was absolutely certain I saw that post in one of the intercom threads, but I cannot find it anywhere even with a full forum search.

                              Or else I maybe read the quoted post the other day and forgot the specifics?

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                                #1305
                                Originally posted by wurlitzer153 View Post
                                Now I'm really confused! I was absolutely certain I saw that post in one of the intercom threads, but I cannot find it anywhere even with a full forum search.

                                Or else I maybe read the quoted post the other day and forgot the specifics?
                                I found it, it is on Page 63 of this thread right here.

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