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things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom
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Originally posted by chyron View PostFurling Leader: Ruy lack toole moi gusa kopi ambp weho unce veri tisl uld nat ginth cati reco sent Jappa du Hutte*
*Translated automatically by the Atlantis intercom as: We come to present our bodies to you as sacrifices. Skin us and make fur coats. Roast us and feast on us.
*Actual translation: We seek sancturary and safe haven from our enemies who seek to kill us. Help up. Save us.
(Had to toss in the Star Wars reference - HAHA!HAHA! ::jiggling:
That's funny!
Furlings, screaming as they ar killed, roasted, and skinned, in their own language: HELP!!!
*Translation: Kill us more painfully!
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--> -->-->--> ???
"Dr predele!"
"Over a decade of regular gate travel, nothing like this has ever happened. Only you."
"Och, wha' d'you mean th' Stargate turned ya inta a woman, Sheppard?"
--> "You know, you're kind of hot."
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Doctor Who and Top Gear
The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.
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This wasn't heard on the intercom...rather it appeared on a screen when Atlantis awkened upon arrival of the expedition...evidently they didn't QUITE fully shut down their systems...
"Windows Alteran is installing updates automatically. Please do not turn off or shut down the city. Installing update 5 of 34,155."
Six months later...
"Windows Alteran is installing updates automatically. Please do not turn off or shut down the city. Installing update 98 of 34,155.""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by Lilith View Postit's not something i would want to hear either, and if he was dead i wouldn't be posting.... that came from a conversation i had this morning.... in conclusion, despite how old he is, getting to sleep with him would be the coolest thing ever, and when he dies, the entire world will be in mourning..... i have weird friends [( pot, kettle, black )]
(I was VERY tempted to actually name the person saying this, but I was scared that I'd get hit with red.)"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View Post{Voice}*: People - let's get the facts straight! I did NOT, I repeat did NOT sleep with Mel Brooks. I banged him. I banged him real good. I gave him the bang of his life and when he died, he died with a smile on his face. At no time, did we actually sleep together.
(I was VERY tempted to actually name the person saying this, but I was scared that I'd get hit with red.)"While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore
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Teyla: Uhmmm.....could all of the men in Atlantis report to the infirmary for your paternity test? Except of course Lorne and Sheppard....since we know that neither of you ... err ... both of you ... never mind."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by Lilith View Postas this is a parody thread, if you take offense to anything said then you are seriously in need of an attitude adjustment"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Teyla: To whomever locked my kitling Telianna in my chest of drawers, you are soooooooooo dead
Me: (hides in Carter's office)
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
"Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress
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McKay: Just thought that everyone would like to know that we were playing around with the Ancient database and its ability to translate phrases into any language...when we entered "Live Long and Prosper", it translated loosley to "Ask me about my wiener!""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View PostNice to know then that the person invovled wouldn't be ticked off.
Originally posted by chyron View PostMcKay: Just thought that everyone would like to know that we were playing around with the Ancient database and its ability to translate phrases into any language...when we entered "Live Long and Prosper", it translated loosley to "Ask me about my wiener!"I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Originally posted by chyron View PostMcKay: Just thought that everyone would like to know that we were playing around with the Ancient database and its ability to translate phrases into any language...when we entered "Live Long and Prosper", it translated loosley to "Ask me about my wiener!"
http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=48711"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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