Originally posted by Elles
Alas, it seems we've gotten a bit off-topic. So to get us back there...
(John has come back through the 'Gate, dressed in a long green robe and crown of some plant. He looks very uncomfortable. Teyla comes through in a lovely white dress and a big smile. McKay and Ronan come in last, looking very amused.
Weir: So, how did the negotiations go?
John: Er... Well... They wouldn't talk to us if the leader wasn't... Ah... (mumbles something)
Weir: What was that, John?
McKay: (gleefully) Married!
Ronan: (smirk) Sheppard had to be married to finish the deal...
Teyla: And I was only too happy to provide my services! (beaming)
John: Yes, thank you guys... SO MUCH...
Weir: (looks caught between outrage and amusement) Uh... Ha... Okay... Hold on just a moment, I'm going... To call for a team to... Hee hee... Get the trade supplies... (runs for her office)
John: Oh God, she had better not be doing what I think she's-
Weir: Attention all personnel. It is my pleasure to announce the marriage of Mr. And Mrs. John Sheppard... Or Emmagan. It will depend upon the couple's (snicker) decision... All are invited to a roast-Er, I mean, reception! Hee hee hah hahhhaahahahahahahaahahaaaa!
McKay: (begins cackling)
Ronan: (laughing)
Teyla: (confused) Is this traditional for Earth marriage customs?
John: Oh yes... It's pure evil, Teyla...
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