The Very Happy British Lady: Good Morning, Atlantis! It has been brought to our attention that some expedition members, despite our best Happy efforts, persist in remaining unhappy. Since this is detrimental to all the other Happy people in this Happy city, these unhappy people will be systematically eradicated. Have a Happy, Happy day!
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No...a spoon full of sugar defeats the Wraith. Didn't you get the memo (thread) describing how Oma Poppins sang and dance around a bunch of Wraith warriors sprinkling them with sugar causing them to dissolve into nothing? (Which I can't find at the moment)Originally posted by luvnjack View PostDude! Mary Poppins ascended!!?? *rubs head* And she just bopped me on the head! Just poking fun, chyron! No need to go bopping people on the head
Oh, that reminds me...
"A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down..."
Tell me at least that you got the one about the true, honest to God origins of the Wraith...
"While Oma Poppins, Jimminey and Tinkerbell DID go to the Pegasus galaxy (via Oma's umbrella and a really strong Solar Wind) they did not go to tease the wraith as the wraith did not yet exist. When the three some got there, they went from planet to planet creating life by taking Oma's Sugar and Tinkerbell's pixie dust and mixing them together between Jimminy's legs, the resulting mixture is what life in the Pegasus galaxy sprung from."
(I completely forgot about that post back from 2005! An oldie, but a goodie)"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Carson: Whoever spit spitwads all over my infirmary has an appointment with me immediately for a physical!"While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath TagoreComment
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The Very Happy British Lady: Good day, everyone! To raise morale, every morning at 8:00 a.m. there will be a city-wide sing-along. We will sing the following song:
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *clap clap*
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *clap clap*
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *clap clap*."
Everyone have a great day, and remember to sing and be HAPPY!"While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath TagoreComment
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ROFL!! I bow to the power of the might Poppins, Jimminey, and Tinderbell!Originally posted by chyron View Post
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Very Happy British Lady: Good morning, Atlantis, and welcome to the dawning of a brand new day!* To begin our happy morning, I have a very happy announcement. Due to their incessant arguing, Col. Carter and Dr. McKay have been pre-selected for eradication from the city. Their unceasing fights have been the cause of much stress and unhappiness in the city, and we feel it best, on the behalf of all the residents, that such an unhappy influence should not be allowed to fester within Atlantis' walls. The Eradication Ceremony will begin at 4:00 PM sharp, for anyone who wants to witness the escort jumper bring the two to their new home, where they shall be free to spread unhappiness whenever they want without posing a possible threat to Atlantis. By special request from Rono--excuse me, an anonymous person--Miley Cyrus, Ashley Tisdale, and Corbin Bleu have been cordially invited to sing at an exuberantly happy celebratory party immediately following the ceremony. Although residents are not required to attend the ceremony itself, attendance to the party is strictly MANDATORY, as it is imperative that happy spirits be maintained within the city.
As a sidenote, anyone who is caught complaining that Vanessa Anne Hudgens was not invited shall be immediately shocked with the new anti-unhappiness device.
Thank you, that is all. Have a VERY Happy day!
*We have morning prayer every day at my school, and one day, one of my classmates who was saying it that morning came on the intercom and basically said (in a very calm, peaceful voice, mind you) the same exact thing (except for the Atlantis part). It was the most hilarious thing I've ever heard!!"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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While I do approve of the recent announcements by the The Very Happy British Lady, I have found that I'm quite possessive of her (we are having a very torid affair at the moment) and would like to reserve the right to use her exclusively. But feel free to develop your own alter ego announcers.
The Very Happy British Lady: Chyron...oh Chyron...you make me so very HAPPY!"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Oh, come on! I like the Very Happy British Lady! Chyron!Originally posted by chyron View Post
"While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath TagoreComment
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She'll be around. I assure you she's not going anywhere - I've got her tied up in the basement. I would just like to be the one and only Very Happy British Lady - wait that didn't sound right...Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View PostOh, come on! I like the Very Happy British Lady! Chyron!"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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*in a cold, dark cave somewhere on a random planet*
DEEP, Scary Voice: Now, my brethren, we shall begin to exact our plan to rid Atlantis of the Very Happy British Lady once and for all!! MUAHAHAHAHA!
: ....Kavanaugh?! Is that you?
Kavanaugh: HUH?! Holy crap! McKay! What are you doing here?!
: Sam and I were eradicated.
Kavanaugh: So was I...
: Oh, so THAT'S what happened to you! ...Is there any chance that Ford is here?
"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Yeah, that didn't exactly sound right to me either.Originally posted by chyron View Post
Originally posted by Mimzy View Post*in a cold, dark cave somewhere on a random planet*
DEEP, Scary Voice: Now, my brethren, we shall begin to exact our plan to rid Atlantis of the Very Happy British Lady once and for all!! MUAHAHAHAHA!
: ....Kavanaugh?! Is that you?
Kavanaugh: HUH?! Holy crap! McKay! What are you doing here?!
: Sam and I were eradicated.
Kavanaugh: So was I...
: Oh, so THAT'S what happened to you! ...Is there any chance that Ford is here?
OMG, that is hilarious! But GW won't let me give you green! 
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It's not letting anybody green anybody if you've already greened them at least once before I already spread some love around and it STILL won't let me green people
"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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The Very Happy British Lady: Now, now. Deep Scary Voices are fine as long as their Deep Scary HAPPY Voices.Originally posted by Mimzy View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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i can't green anyone here... but that's b/c you guys are usually the only people i green unless i catch tha kiriban or it's someone's birthday.... i'm sending waves of mental green to everyone!!
I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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The Very Happy British Lady: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up, somebody hit me with some green.Originally posted by Lilith View Posti can't green anyone here... but that's b/c you guys are usually the only people i green unless i catch tha kiriban or it's someone's birthday.... i'm sending waves of mental green to everyone!!Last edited by chyron; 20 October 2007, 03:59 AM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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