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things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom
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& : *still technobabbling*
: Figure out what they're talking about yet?
: No.
: I know what'll shut them up. ...RED JELLO IS BETTER!!
& : *stop technobabbling* BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!! BLUE IS BETTER!!!!!
: I think you just signed a death wish.
: Oops...
& :"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Chuck: (not knowing his has the intercom on) What's this button do??
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
"Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress
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Zelenka: Hey Rodney? I just completely rewrote Stargate Command's gate dialing program using Small Basic. Did you know that there are only 15 commands in the language?The Stargate Character Facebook/Twitter Status Page
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: All personnel, please be aware that we seem to have discovered an infestation of mice in one of the unused sections of the city and have received several reports of the mice having made their way into several personal quarters. Please take precautions accordingly.
: They ate my hair gel!!!!Spoiler:Before you met me I was a fairy princess
I caught frogs and called them prince
And made myself a queen
Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
I slept in castles and fell in love
Because I was taught to dream
I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
To capture tinkerbell
They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
But I could always tell
I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
And anything I can to get by
And fireflies...
"What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who
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Originally posted by Otera View Post: All personnel, please be aware that we seem to have discovered an infestation of mice in one of the unused sections of the city and have received several reports of the mice having made their way into several personal quarters. Please take precautions accordingly.
: They ate my hair gel!!!!"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Woosley: In response to the Samonella outbreak on Earth, all personell are required to carry peanut butter crackers at all times when off world in hopes the Wraith eats the crackers instead of the cracker carrier....
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
"Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress
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Woolsey: Attention all--due to the recent mice outbreak, we have poisoned all the blue jello in the city in an attempt to exterminate them...
& : *with mouths full* ...uh-oh...
*drop dead*
: The SGC is going to KILL us for killing Carter...
Chuck: I told her not to visit..."YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Originally Posted by Madwitch58
...Atlantis is on Earth...Fifty alien mother-ships descend upon various cities around Earth...
Unknown Voice: (with a rather odd low-pitch reverberating voice) Do not be alarmed. We come in peace and in the spirit of friendship. There is nothing to fear. My name is John.
(Green to the first person that gets the reference and why you wouldn't want to hear it...)
The is from V. Started out as a minisearies, then when to weekly, then down hill sadly.
You have done well grasshopper.
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They used to say that watching horror movies would turn me into a chainsaw killer.
Well, I have never killed a chainsaw in my life.
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"Segregation today, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever"
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Chuck: The fun thing to do when on a airplane flying somewhere, is when the guy next to you is hogging the arm rest, put on your life vest and mask and say to him, "we're going down" You will definitely get the armrest after that
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
"Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress
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Originally posted by teyilia View Postchuck: The fun thing to do when on a airplane flying somewhere, is when the guy next to you is hogging the arm rest, put on your life vest and mask and say to him, "we're going down" you will definitely get the armrest after that"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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