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    #1786
    : *singing*

    This was never the way I planned
    Not my intention
    I got so brave, drink in hand
    Lost my discretion
    It's not what, I'm used to
    Just wanna try you on
    I'm curious for you
    Caught my attention

    I kissed McKay and I liked it
    The taste of his power bar chocolate
    I kissed McKay just to try it
    I hope that Jack don't mind it
    It felt so wrong
    It felt so right
    We'll be doing physics tonight
    I kissed McKay and I liked it
    I liked it

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      #1787
      Originally posted by Mimzy View Post
      : *singing*

      This was never the way I planned
      Not my intention
      I got so brave, drink in hand
      Lost my discretion
      It's not what, I'm used to
      Just wanna try you on
      I'm curious for you
      Caught my attention

      I kissed McKay and I liked it
      The taste of his power bar chocolate
      I kissed McKay just to try it
      I hope that Jack don't mind it
      It felt so wrong
      It felt so right
      We'll be doing physics tonight
      I kissed McKay and I liked it
      I liked it

      HA! XD Considering that I'm a fan of the original song (and the subsequent Cobra Starship cover), this was freaking funny.
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        #1788
        Originally posted by sillyscipia View Post
        HA! XD Considering that I'm a fan of the original song (and the subsequent Cobra Starship cover), this was freaking funny.
        Thanks
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          #1789
          Long range sensors have picked up Greenpiece on approach! Prepare for attack!
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            #1790
            Woolsey: Attention, everyone, today is Chet's birthday, and I think we should--
            ChucK: CHUCK! It's CHUCK!

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              #1791
              Robitic voice: WWWWAAAAAALLLLLLL*EEEeeee
              McKay: What the hell??!

              This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
              "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
              "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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                #1792
                Originally posted by Teyilia View Post
                Robitic voice: WWWWAAAAAALLLLLLL*EEEeeee
                McKay: What the hell??!
                OMGZ MENTAL GREEN

                _______
                Robotic voice: EEEEVE!
                : Okay, SERIOUSLY, what the hell is that?!
                *M-O appears, scans , and sees "100% FOREIGN CONTAMINANT"*
                M-O: Whoa, whoa, whoa! *wheels up to and starts trying to clean his shoe*
                : AAAHH!!
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                  #1793
                  I've got a list...*grin*

                  ---

                  Woosley: The Daedalus is currently held up in the Milky Way and we will not be getting our coffee restocked for another couple of weeks.

                  ---

                  Sheppard: *clears throat* Until whoever stole Dr. McKay and Dr. Zelenka's laptops returns them, all technology such as the transporters, door locks, bathrooms, and lights will no longer be in service.

                  ---

                  I am sorry to announce that because of technical problems, everyone must now bathe in the men's shower.

                  ---

                  All coffee is banned until further notice.

                  ---

                  We have found a weakness inthe Wraith. Everyone who eats oranges, lemons, and grapefruits regularly are immune to feeding.

                  ---

                  Dr. McKay to the women's locker room. I repeat, Dr. McKay to the women's locker room.

                  ---

                  I don't know what that button does.

                  ---

                  I've found that giving it a good kick can make it work.

                  ---

                  Who cares if Dr. McKay said not to drink coffee near the self destruct controls? It's not like I'm going to spill or...oops...

                  ---

                  Which one of you wants to tell Dr. McKay that the DHD and shield controls are broken?
                  ~Bushy~

                  "Look, you don't know me. This is when I'm at my best. This is when I shine: impossible deadlines."
                  Dr. Meredith Rodney McKay
                  -
                  "That doesn’t matter! You’re hostages! We’re your…we’re your captors! We’re heavily armed! There’s rules! There’s a whole school of etiquette to this!"
                  Dr. Daniel Jackson
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                  "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women."
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                    #1794
                    Woolsey: This is Woolsey to Dr. McKay...stop flirting with Colonel Carter on the Gen. Hammond and beam back to Atlantis this instant before I report you to the IOA!
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                      #1795
                      McKay: I don't know how to fix this...
                      ~Bushy~

                      "Look, you don't know me. This is when I'm at my best. This is when I shine: impossible deadlines."
                      Dr. Meredith Rodney McKay
                      -
                      "That doesn’t matter! You’re hostages! We’re your…we’re your captors! We’re heavily armed! There’s rules! There’s a whole school of etiquette to this!"
                      Dr. Daniel Jackson
                      -
                      "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women."
                      Dean Winchester

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                        #1796
                        Originally posted by Mimzy View Post
                        OMGZ MENTAL GREEN

                        _______
                        Robotic voice: EEEEVE!
                        : Okay, SERIOUSLY, what the hell is that?!
                        *M-O appears, scans , and sees "100% FOREIGN CONTAMINANT"*
                        M-O: Whoa, whoa, whoa! *wheels up to and starts trying to clean his shoe*
                        : AAAHH!!
                        Continuing off this!!

                        M-O finishes cleaning McKay: All Clean!
                        *looks like a guy ready for a wedding feat* Whoa
                        Is McKay getting married??
                        M-O: *spotting Sheppard* FOREIGN CONTAMINANT!!
                        *M-O begins giving Sheppard's shoes a good cleaning along with the rest of him*
                        Hey whoa!!

                        This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
                        "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
                        "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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                          #1797
                          : *to Sam* Marry me?
                          :
                          Keller: HEY!
                          : Wow, I look really good...
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                            #1798
                            Originally posted by Mimzy View Post
                            : Wow, I look really good...
                            M-O: ALL CLEAN!!
                            *Sheppard is tackled by dozens and dozens of whumpers, M-O begins cleaning the Whumpers that are on John*

                            This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
                            "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
                            "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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                              #1799
                              Woosley: Todd's here and he's hungry any volunteers?

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                                #1800
                                To the lifeboats! We've struck an iceberg!
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                                http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=69210

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