things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[RodneyIsGodney]

It's the second annual Atlantis Keraoke Night and Rodney's had a little too much to drink...




Dark in the city night is a wire
Steam in the subway earth is afire
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
Woman you want me give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd.
And I'm hungry like the wraith.
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you.
Hand is alive with juices like enzyme
And I'm hungry like the wraith

Stalked in the forest too close to hide
I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
High blood Drumming on your skin it's so tight
You feel my heart I'm just a moment behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Scent and a sound. I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wraith.
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
Hand is alive all running inside
And I'm hungry like the wraith.

Hungry like the wraith
Hungry like the wraith
Hungry like the wraith

Burning the ground I break from the crowd
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
I smell like I sound. I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wraith
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Hand is alive with juices like enzyme
And I'm hungry like the wraith


I never should have introduced him to Duran Duran.
Uh...
That mic... it's not... patched into the citywide, is it?
I wouldn't put it passed him.
He's completely murdered that song!

[RodneyIsGodney]

Rodney has just finished chatting to Sheppard via their radios and is walking down the hallway towards his lab... he begins humming...

Then singing...


Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you-

Rodney!
WHAT?
You're on citywide...
Oh... Crap!
Rodney?
Yeah...
SpongBob?
Madison.
Figures.
Shut up!

[sillyscipia]

Rodney has just finished chatting to Sheppard via their radios and is walking down the hallway towards his lab... he begins humming...

Then singing...


Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you-

Rodney!
WHAT?
You're on citywide...
Oh... Crap!
Rodney?
Yeah...
SpongBob?
Madison.
Figures.
Shut up!

: Who lives in a city right on the sea?
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
Citrus intolerant and geeky is he?
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
If Astrophysics be something you wish?
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
Then tell him your theories and wait for his speech!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
Rodney... McKaaaaaaaaaaaay!
: Oh no way am I singing that, no way! Sorry. Not happening.

[Mimzy]

: Who lives in a city right on the sea?
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
Citrus intolerant and geeky is he?
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
If Astrophysics be something you wish?
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
Then tell him your theories and wait for his speech!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
Rodney... McKaaaaaaaaaaaay!
: Oh no way am I singing that, no way! Sorry. Not happening.

I just greened you for that.

[BFH_Bushy_Tush]

Umm....Sam?
What happened this time, Rodney?
Well...ummm....
Out with it!
One of the newbie scientists angered one of the local whales and had to feed it all the city's blue jello to calm it down...
NOO!! *runs off*
*walks up* When you gonna tell her it was your fault?
Do I look like an idiot to you?

[Mimzy]

Umm....Sam?
What happened this time, Rodney?
Well...ummm....
Out with it!
One of the newbie scientists angered one of the local whales and had to feed it all the city's blue jello to calm it down...
NOO!! *runs off*
*walks up* When you gonna tell her it was your fault?
Do I look like an idiot to you?

MENTAL GREEN

: *whining* I! WANT! MY! BLUE! JELLO!
: Umm...Sam...
: WHAT?!
: You're on city-wide...
: Does it LOOK like I CARE?!
: No...I'll just go now...*backs away slowly*

[RodneyIsGodney]

: Who lives in a city right on the sea?
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
Citrus intolerant and geeky is he?
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
If Astrophysics be something you wish?
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
Then tell him your theories and wait for his speech!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
ROD-NEY MC-KAY!
Rodney... McKaaaaaaaaaaaay!
: Oh no way am I singing that, no way! Sorry. Not happening.

Brilliant! Greened ya!

[Mimzy]

: *singing*

He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger."
"And I might like a milkshake as well."
She said to him "I can't get you either"
He said "Isn't this burger bell?"
She said "Yes it is but we're closed now."
"But we open tomorrow at ten."
He said "I am extremely hungry!"
"But I guess I can wait until then!"

Cuz you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for you. Ya!
He'll wait for you.
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.

He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and eggs for half price!
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
He'll eat and be back here for lunch!

Cuz you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for you.
He'll be back for you.
Won't be so long, cheeseburger
Oh, lovely cheeseburger
Be back for you
Oh, he'll be back for you.

Cuz he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart
And there's nothin' gonna tear you two apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidently dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!

You are his cheese ... burrrr ... grrrrr


: SOMEONE HIDE THOSE VEGGIE TALES DVD'S NOW!!!!!!

[Princess Awinita]

Whatever you do, don't bring it up again
Its about that date last night isn't it?
I said don't bring it up
What date?
*Screams and leaves*

(don;t ask me where it came fro,m it just popped into my fron just now)

[Mimzy]

Whatever you do, don't bring it up again
Its about that date last night isn't it?
I said don't bring it up
What date?
*Screams and leaves*

(don;t ask me where it came fro,m it just popped into my fron just now)

: *chasing and throwing blue jello* If you EVER try anything like that again, I'll KILL YOU!!
: *running and screaming like a girl* AHHHHHGHAGHAGHGHHH!!!

[Princess Awinita]

*Explosions are going off everywhere but somebody stupidly put sleeping pills in Chucks coffee*
Chuck: ZZZZZZNORK...kerBOOM...zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZNORK...kerBOOM.... zzzzzZZZZZNORK....

[Mimzy]

: *holding up smiley-face boxers* Are these yours?
: How did you get those?!
: So they ARE yours, then.
:

[HAL2100]

"Stand by and hold on, Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick Atlantis back to the Milky Way Galaxy."

[CarsonsKitty]

Rodney working on yet another 5 day sleepless marathon to fix something, over citywide hears
Voice 1 "so, we're out of regular coffee, what do we do?"
Voice 2 "switch to decaff, they'll never notice

[Mimzy]

: *singing*
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard-gard-gard-gard-gard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard-gard-gard-gard-gard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

: What did you say?

:
The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!
The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!
The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard-gard-g-g-g-gard!

:
Tell me, where is Gandalf?
For I much desire to speak with him
Tell me, where is Gandalf?
For I much desire to speak with him

: A Balrog of Morgoth!

: What did you say?

: A Balrog of Morgoth!

What did you say?

: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

: Stupid fat hobbit!

: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

: Stupid fat hobbit!

:
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

: Stupid fat hobbit!

...LEAVE NOW! AND NEVER COME BACK!!