things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[timstro59]

Intercom: McKay please report to level 13, your daily dosage of enzyte is waiting.

Spoiler:

for all who dont know
enzyte is a male "stimulant"

[GSRgategirl923]

Congratulations! [Insert your name here] You've been chosen. The Island awaits you.

I Love That Movie
Mental Green

[HAL2100]

Intercom: McKay please report to level 13, your daily dosage of enzyte is waiting.

Spoiler:

for all who dont know
enzyte is a male "stimulant"

"...so I figure that if Hammond is going to ship me to some radar station in Greenland, I'd have a little revenge, like baking Viagra into the blue jello. Which I did this morning..."

[timstro59]

"...so I figure that if Hammond is going to ship me to some radar station in Greenland, I'd have a little revenge, like baking Viagra into the blue jello. Which I did this morning..."

did i really need to know that?
now im going to have nitemares.

[Gem of Tigress]

PEOPLE PEOPLE!!!!!
no more Viagra jokes, please. it's dusturbing.

[Mimzy]

: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREE!
*loud crash sounds* SWEET! HOLE-IN-ONE!

[Gate Ranger]

*hears about golf in the SGC, runs to get flame thrower*
Walter: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!
*sounds of fire*
Walter: I told you not to play golf in the SGC.
Feldger walks in with golf club. See's chared person.
Feldger:
Me: You're next!
Feldger runs screaming like a little girl with me in hot pursuit.

[HAL2100]

PEOPLE PEOPLE!!!!!
no more Viagra jokes, please. it's dusturbing.

Can you explain to me why we wouldn't want to hear "People! People! No more Viagra jokes, please. Its disturbing" over the intercom?

[Gem of Tigress]

just thought it would be funny.

[HAL2100]

"Effectively immediately, all base personal will be required to do a rotation at the local television station doing cutesy public interest stories."

[Gem of Tigress]

attention all personel, the Wii system went down and is now being fixed by Feldger and Lee.

everyone on the Base: NOOOOOO.WE'VE GOT TO SAVE THE WII!!!!!!!!!!!!

*mad dash for the lab where Feldger and Lee are working on the Wii*

[HAL2100]

"The Solider 3000 Project has been approved, over then next year all SGC personel will have their consciousnesses placed into androgynous android bodies."

[GSRgategirl923]

"The Solider 3000 Project has been approved, over then next year all SGC personel will have their consciousnesses placed into androgynous android bodies."

That does not sound pleasant..

[Stargate Atlantis Girl]

McKay: No, no, I already told you, I'm busy. I have to go visit my cat, his name is Rodney the great.
Sheppard whispers something in his ear.
McKay:What! Shut it off! Is it still on?! Shut it off!

[Mimzy]

: GET ME MORE HAIR PRODUCT NOW OR I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD TOO!
: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH SAVE ME!