things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[timstro59]

intercom: the base is being invaded by giant flies.
walter: we're all going to die.
why wont you stay dead!?!?!?!?!

Spoiler:

there are a bunch of flies bugging me, even as i type this.

[Gem of Tigress]

Intercom: All base personel, we are being inveded by giant spiders! if you get bit you die. the good news is that Dr. Lee is working on a cure.

* panicked screams*

Walter: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

Jack: WILL YOU JUST STAY DEAD?!!!

[HAL2100]

Announcement: The sensors on Atlantis have detected an up tick in neutrino emissions from our sun and subsequent heating of the Earth's core.

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Intercom: We are of Peace. Always.

[Gate Ranger]

Intercom: The IOA will be here in twenty minutes.
Jack: Ready?
Teal'c: Indeed, O'Neill.
Ronon: I can't wait.
Jack: Let's do it.
All of the SGC's power is shut off except for a small ammount to run the Intercom. The IOA enter in the dark.
Coolidge: Wh..what's going on?
Ronon( In a deep voice.): We are the Borg, surrender or be destroyed.
Coolidge: What? Who's there?
Ronon: I'm watching you Eddy, i've been watching you for a long time, Eddy.
Coolidge:
Ronon: Boo!
Coolidge passes out.
Ronon, Jack, and Teal'c: YES! YAY! IT WORKED!!

[GSRgategirl923]

Walter:Were
Don't
Walter:All
even
Walter:Going to
Say it!
Walter:What? I was just going to say Disney Land..

[Gem of Tigress]

Carter: Yay! Disney Land!

[HAL2100]

Walter:Were
Don't
Walter:All
even
Walter:Going to
Say it!
Walter:What? I was just going to say Disney Land..

@GSRgategirl923 - Please report to the IOC concerning your flagrant disregard of IOC policy number 9104.1902.46 section VII paragraph 4 subsection A point 5 - footnote at the bottom of the page.

[Mimzy]

Announcement: The sensors on Atlantis have detected an up tick in neutrino emissions from our sun and subsequent heating of the Earth's core.

MENTAL NERD GREEN
(I'm taking Astronomy and totally mentally spazzed out when I saw "neutrinos". LOLLL)


__________

Random Voice: There is no out. There is only IN.

[Gem of Tigress]

Anubis is here and Dr. Felger is going to talk to him.

Jack: We're dead already.

Walter: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

and with that he acsends for no reason.

[HAL2100]

Anubis is here and Dr. Felger is going to talk to him.

Jack: We're dead already.

Walter: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

and with that he acsends for no reason.

@Gem of Tigress - Please report to the IOC with GSRgategirl923 concerning your flagrant disregard of IOC policy number 9104.1902.46 section VII paragraph 4 subsection A point 5 - footnote at the bottom of the page.

[EvilSpaceAlien]

Hey guys, I'm back.

*checks pulse* He's dead, Jim.
Who the hell is Jim??
Isn't your name Jim?

*Ascends*
Lucky b*stard.

[BerrySciFi]

"Where are you, Doctor? You can't save them all, you know. Many will die."

Tap-tap-tap-tap
Tap-tap-tap-tap
Tap-tap-tap-tap
Tap-tap-tap-tap

[Mimzy]

Nikola: My teeth hurt again. I need to go bite something. Any volunteers for chew toys?

[timstro59]

me: i volunteer McKay.
WHAT!?!?!