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    Originally posted by Gem of Tigress View Post
    Edward Cullen?! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *shudders*
    *shudders*

    Attention everyone: From now on, all team members that are currently playing The Game are fired. Yep. You're ALL fired. That is all.

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      me: well i guess i'll be leaving.
      same here.
      oh by the way, before i leave i have one thing to say.
      announcer: what?
      YOU LOSE!!!

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        Attention all personnel: We are initiating a lockdown procedure. All personnel go to your designated posts until otherwise stated.

        *Five minutes later*

        Attention: The SGC is on fire. However, the lockdown takes precedence. Luckily, I'm in the pool area, so I'll be fine. Haha.

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          Attention Please... Attention Please... Will the last person to leave the SGC please turn off the light!

          or...
          Walter, what do mean by saying 'Oooppps!'
          "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
          Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
          Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
          Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
          I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
          To thy own self... Be true
          May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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            All personal report to the gateroom immediately! We have a 'situation'...All personal...


            Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


            "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
            "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

            Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
            a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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              *Walter* All personnel: By order of the president, all personnel are to close their eyes and freeze until I say so. *elevator music plays for 38 hours*

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                A...*static*...pop....a....liv...I re...a...po..s..*


                Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


                "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
                "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

                Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
                a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                  new recuit: Is this the kind of thing you guys do all day?
                  Walter: Pretty much. Just run with it. It's the only thing that keeps you from going insane from boredom.
                  new recruit: Yeah... or we could raid the medical supplies for morphine.
                  Walter: Hyeah. Wait what?

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                    Sam: "3.141 59. It's pi!"

                    Daniel: "It's pi?"

                    Sam: "Pi!"


                    Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


                    "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
                    "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

                    Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
                    a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                      siler: frog blast the vent core.
                      walter: what?
                      siler: *explodes*

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                        "Attention. This is the morale officer. At 19.00 there will be a concert in the messhall given by our special guest....... Justin Bieber! Attendance is compulsory. That is all"
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                          "Ground control to Major Tom"
                          no means no, and so does pepper spray
                          Sig by The Carpenter
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                            Originally posted by Girlbot View Post
                            "Ground control to Major Tom"
                            lol...

                            Atention everybody, to comply with our treaty with the Goa'uld all personal are to report to the gate room for implantation...


                            Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


                            "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
                            "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

                            Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
                            a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                              " Attention Please... Attention Please... Can all those who borrowed equipment for the SGC Tennis Tournament. Please return the racquets to Sgt Siler and balls to Colonel O;Neill.
                              I repeat... "
                              "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                              Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                              Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                              Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                              I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                              To thy own self... Be true
                              May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                                Originally posted by Starfist View Post
                                " Attention Please... Attention Please... Can all those who borrowed equipment for the SGC Tennis Tournament. Please return the racquets to Sgt Siler and balls to Colonel O;Neill.
                                I repeat... "
                                someone took my balls.
                                *laughs*
                                *confused*
                                can you rephrase that.

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