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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
Attention Please... Attention Please... Will the last person to leave the SGC please turn off the light!
or...
Walter, what do mean by saying 'Oooppps!'
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
*Walter* All personnel: By order of the president, all personnel are to close their eyes and freeze until I say so. *elevator music plays for 38 hours*
new recuit: Is this the kind of thing you guys do all day?
Walter: Pretty much. Just run with it. It's the only thing that keeps you from going insane from boredom.
new recruit: Yeah... or we could raid the medical supplies for morphine.
Walter: Hyeah. Wait what?
"Attention. This is the morale officer. At 19.00 there will be a concert in the messhall given by our special guest....... Justin Bieber! Attendance is compulsory. That is all"
" Attention Please... Attention Please... Can all those who borrowed equipment for the SGC Tennis Tournament. Please return the racquets to Sgt Siler and balls to Colonel O;Neill.
I repeat... "
"What do you mean by 'Oopps'?" Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps... Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...! Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six! I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellentI also cook...! To thy own self... Be true May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!
" Attention Please... Attention Please... Can all those who borrowed equipment for the SGC Tennis Tournament. Please return the racquets to Sgt Siler and balls to Colonel O;Neill.
I repeat... "
someone took my balls.
*laughs*
*confused*
can you rephrase that.
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