things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: I'm not crazy!
Helen: Of course not, your just an inventor who injected himself with Vampire Blood and is now half vampire, faked your own death and have been on the run from the Kabal for 100 years and are now attempting to resurrect the Vampires.
*awkward silence*

[GSRgategirl923]

Uhm yeah... So....
-Nervous Cough-
where is my cheez burger?!?
Voldie & Umbridge:-Still running- AHHH!!!
Pigeon: CooCoo Cooo <hey we almost caught them!>
Owl:Whooo-Hoo <Were so close>
Voldie & Umbridge:-Run faster-

-Not paying attention- -Falls into a hole- What the ?!!? -picks something up- AHH!! Who fills a hole with lemons???!!???

[AtlantisRules!!!]

*superjumps out of the hole*
Nikola: your a vampire too!!!
Crap...
Nikola: We should hang out.
Maybe this wont turn out so bad...

[Mimzy]

*superjumps out of the hole*
Nikola: your a vampire too!!!
Crap...
Nikola: We should hang out.
Maybe this wont turn out so bad...

AHAHAHA mental green Can you imagine the chaos their combined egos would cause??

: *to * You get out of here; you belong on the "things you wouldn't want to hear on the Atlantis intercom thread"!!
: Uh, HELLO, I started out on your show, so I can be on both!
Nikola: YEAH!
: Crap.
: *holds out lemon*
: AAAAAAAAAHHH! *runs*
Nikola: WAIT! COME BACK! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT MY VAMPIRE ARMY YET!!
: NICKY! DON'T LEAVE ME!!
: What do you think McKay's going to do when he finds out that Sam is with Nikola?
: Probably freak out, I suppose. Not that he hasn't already.
: *to Helen* Do you still want dinner?
Helen: Will you STOP trying to flirt with me!!
: What?

[GSRgategirl923]

Helen:Argg! -throws up arms in frustration-
What did i do?!?
Helen:Never mind..
What??!?
***
So vampire army huh?
Nicky:Yupp. So, what is this thing -holds up lemon-
AHH!! -passes out-
Nicky:Ooh thats not good.....Helen!!

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Helen: It will kill him.
Nikola: Oh. Thats not good *throws the lemon off a cliff*

[GSRgategirl923]

Uhmm..Guys where'd that cliff come from?
Who knows...i wonder how far down that is...
Good question...
-accidently pushes off the cliff- Oops..
AHHH!!
Thats gonna hurt...Someone get a doctor..

[AtlantisRules!!!]

*sighs* He forgot to take the tape measure.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *splat*
Ooh. That looked like it hurt.

[Mimzy]

*meanwhile*
: Umm, why did Chuck Norris just suddenly appear in the gateroom?
Ashley: That's not Chuck Norris; that's the evil Chuck Norris demon from that haunted house in Connecticut!
: Didn't they already...exorcise that place, though?
Demon!Chuck Norris: I WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL! HAHAHA!
Everyone: O_o

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Walter: *activates the Gate*
Gate: *destroys Demon Chuck Norris with the unstable vortex*
Well that was Anticlimatic.

[GSRgategirl923]

jonas are you okay?
mmpphhh mhhpphh
im guessing thats a no..


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Do we have a doctor in this story ATM?

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Did you calculate how far down it is?!
*continues to talk incomphresensibly*

~~~~
Janet and Beckett have both entered and left at several random times

[Mimzy]

*demon Chuck Norris reappears again*
: Okay, I thought we got rid of him...
*loud roar and screams from gateroom*
Nikola & : He's taken care of
: Umm...okay...
: umph.
Me: *breaking 4th wall and storming in* NO ONE hurts my Jonas! *drags him out*

[GSRgategirl923]

hmphhh hmpphhh!!
What?? i don't know what your saying!
hmphhh hmpphhh
Are you sure?

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Well were gonna need one soon.
How 'bout we stick someone from ER in here...
I mean we've already got like 5 different things mixed in, whats one more?

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Me: *breaking 4th wall and storming in* NO ONE hurts my Jonas! *drags him out*

Nikola: Its one of those fangirls from that Forum that I spy on!!