things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Morgania]

Jack/Teal'c: This isn the song that never ends....

[Lilith]

Why do I feel like I'm watching Saturday morning cartoons???

lol!!

Sam and Jack: Moo!!!*
Rest of SGC: Oh dear lord!! Someone kill us now!!!!

*in my world, moo is a sex noise....

[Commander Jumper]

Cows!!!!! PJ1 must be here......RUN!!!!!!
:HEY!!!! *Grabs missing shaniel by the leg*...Found him...he was hiding here the whole time......

[gatebuster64]

Intercom (singing): startrekkin across the universe the universe, on the starship enterprise uder captain kirk. startrekkin across the universe, only moving forward cause we can't find reverse

[Commander Jumper]

*Joins Gatebuster feel somewhat responisble.*

[dancer_4_daniel]

Jack: Okay, whoever took my Herbal Essences shampoo had better give it back!

[Commander Jumper]

Jack: Okay, whoever took my Herbal Essences shampoo had better give it back!

: See Teal'c even Jack has a slightly girly side
: Daniel Jackson I do believe youa re the one who takes a bubble bath evry Friday and monday nights?

[penguininablender]

: See Teal'c even Jack has a slightly girly side
: Daniel Jackson I do believe youa re the one who takes a bubble bath evry Friday and monday nights?

lol

they are not bubble baths...I have sore muscles.
then what purpose do the potpurri and bath salts serve?
OMG

[dancer_4_daniel]

Daniel: It's called "aromatherapy", thank you very much! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go exfoliate.

[penguininablender]

Daniel: It's called "aromatherapy", thank you very much! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go exfoliate.

make sure you moisturize after exfoliating daniel or you will indeed have red puffy skin.

[dancer_4_daniel]

Daniel Of course! Who doesn't moisturize after exfoliating?
(random Red, puffy SF walks by)
Daniel What DO they teach kids these days?!?

[penguininablender]

Daniel Of course! Who doesn't moisturize after exfoliating?
(random Red, puffy SF walks by)
Daniel What DO they teach kids these days?!?

rofl nobody likes a red puffy SF

[dancer_4_daniel]

Got that right, lol!

[Elles]

Landry: Your attention please! Good news! Dr. Jackson did not have to die trying to return Sheppard's hair gel. We have received word from Atlantis that the Ancients had forseen the loss of Sheppard's hair gel and built a giant resevoir of it. However, Walter remains in shock...

[penguininablender]

Landry: Your attention please! Good news! Dr. Jackson did not have to die trying to return Sheppard's hair gel. We have received word from Atlantis that the Ancients had forseen the loss of Sheppard's hair gel and built a giant resevoir of it. However, Walter remains in shock...

Random tech: Does this mean I get to replace him as " chief reach and grabber of buttons and such" ? I can yell incomong wormhole! wanna hear?