things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[penguininablender]

Where did I put that black leather whip...

you left it at my house

[Lilith]

you left it at my house

>.< oh god the images!!! someone please give a spork so i can stab my brain!!!!

[Commander Jumper]

you left it at my house

Agreed....this is the most disturbing thing ever

: I remember....amn that was one crazy night....
: and to think...it all started with s bushel of bananas and a crate of lemons......

[Cam_Mitchell]

Carter: Teal'c, for God's sake, what have I said about leaving the toilet seat up?!?!
(God knows why she's in the men's toilets, but whatever...)

ahhhh hahahaha that would be sooo funny hahahaha

--Gaz--

[dancer_4_daniel]

you left it at my house

Did you find my glasses by any chance?

[penguininablender]

Did you find my glasses by any chance?

they were by my tazer

[Commander Jumper]

*Hides in corner and starts rocking back and forth* HELP!!!!

[penguininablender]

*Hides in corner and starts rocking back and forth* HELP!!!!

did I hear that someone needed help?? *flies in with a cape*

[Syera]

"Master, what does this button do?"
(Paul Davis's voice) "Please, Jeannie, leave that alone!"

[dancer_4_daniel]

they were by my tazer

Now where did my cowboy hat go...?

[Commander Jumper]

: Escuse me everyone....sorry to bother you at 2am but would you please turn to channel 11....thank you
*one Channel 11*
* doing the Napoleon Dance*

[penguininablender]

Now where did my cowboy hat go...?

it's in my quarters

[dancer_4_daniel]

Oy...now I know why I heard someone saying, "Ride 'em, Cowboy" on Thursday... *shudder*

[Commander Jumper]

Oy...now I know why I heard someone saying, "Ride 'em, Cowboy" on Thursday... *shudder*

: hey you can be my cowboy......
: there is not a chance in hell

[penguininablender]

: hey you can be my cowboy......
: there is not a chance in hell

hey i could be your...
not a chance in hell