things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Pharaoh Atem]

attention everyone dr lee has finished feligers energy weapon and is going to do a test power up so for everyone safety i will need everyone to go to the alpha site that is all

hear dr lee whats that supposed to mean

[Commander Jumper]

Every one.......I'd like you to meet the new commander of the base.........Barney the purple dinosaur!!!!
Barney: I hate gouald's you hate goua'lds, let's get toagther and kill some gaoulds with a p90 and some RPG's , there'll be no more goaulds you see!!!!

[2ndgenerationalteran]

oh, i would love to see barney kill a gould, or a goulded barney...

[BruTak]

To the music of Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries: "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!"

[Pharaoh Atem]

if anyone has seen vala and daneil would you please ask them to report to my office
you left some clothes on the corner

[Elles]

Landry: Oh my God! Explain yourselves! What the heck are you doing in my office?
Vala: We're just...
Daniel: having...
*intercom turns off*
Vala: ...cake.

[dancer_4_daniel]

Landry: Is that what they call it these days...

[Elles]

*intercom kicks back in*
Landry: Then what's this bottle of liquid white stuff?
*intercom turns off*
Daniel: It's the milk we used to make the cake.
Landry: It better be milk because I've been drinking from it for a week.

[full.infinity]

*intercom kicks back in*
Landry: Then what's this bottle of liquid white stuff?
*intercom turns off*
Daniel: It's the milk we used to make the cake.
Landry: It better be milk because I've been drinking from it for a week.

And the intercom comes on right before he says "I've been drinking from it for a week".

[2ndgenerationalteran]

landry: has someone seen my viagra?

[Commander Jumper]

landry: has someone seen my viagra?

2nd....never do that again.....ewwww......because of my time on this website.....my mind now has a resevered spot for all eternity.....in the gutter.....

[Elles]

landry: has someone seen my viagra?

Daniel: Those were your pills?
Landry: Yes...
Daniel: Those weren't Viagra... those were laxitives...
Landry: Then someone has changed my perscription medication! Come now, we must track down the culpirate.
**Five Minutes Later**
Landry: Sergeant Walter Harriman has been executed for changing my little blue miracle pills for the middle aged man to something far worse.

[Commander Jumper]

Daniel: Those were your pills?
Landry: Yes...
Daniel: Those weren't Viagra... those were laxitives...
Landry: Then someone has changed my perscription medication! Come now, we must track down the culpirate.
**Five Minutes Later**
Landry: Sergeant Walter Harriman has been executed for changing my little blue miracle pills for the middle aged man to something far worse.

Elles.....hehehe got the Pink Panther refrence
: hey...I ate those two.....now I can't stop thinking about Carter.....is that a problem???

[Elles]

Dr. House: Yes... it means you have...
...
...
...
a cold...

[Commander Jumper]

Dr. House: Yes... it means you have...
...
...
...
a cold...

I LOVE HOUSE!!!!!

Dr.House: your lying
:Nu uh I never lie.....last night I slept with Carter
Dr.House: everybody lies
:uhhh Jack he's right....even Sam lies
: but Jack wasn't lying.
Chase: I'm telling Kinsey
Cuddy: Dr.House shouldn't you be in the Clinic
Dr.House: Shouldn't you be in you office
Wilson: come on House...I met this really cool guy....he reminds me of this dude from the matrix
: Hello
Dr.House: Cool
: Come one Sir let's go
: No I wanna stay with House
Dr.House: Bro's before Ho's

( I think I belong on the 3rd floor...east wing)