things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[gatebuster64]

Sam: Ben told me you killed my father
Jacob (with Sel'mak's voice): no Sam, I am your father

[Elles]

I remember the Pokemon fad!

Priormon (in a very Jerry Lewis voice): Hallowed are the Ori!
O'Neill: Go get him Pikachu!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
Priormon: *smited*

[Commander Jumper]

hahahaa I had a book full of cards....I was paticularaly found of my Richu Hologram card....I traded it for some Water Pokemonm card....Also a hologram.......

reminds me a converstion I had between a friend of mine......
Me: I get Danny and Shep
Friend: No you can have Danny but I want Shep....
Mek you get Rodney, Baywatch Ronon, Lorne, Jack, Teal'c and Zelenka...if I can have Shep and Danny.
Friend: No deal
Me: why do I feel like I'm trading cards???

: hey Teal'c I heard of the Intercom you wear Smurff undies too....and Here I was tihnking I was the only one......

[Elles]

Daniel: No Jack! Don't put that there!
Jack: Why? Are you not man enough?
Daniel: That's it... I can't deal with you... it's just so hard...
Jack: So hard what?
*Intercom turns off before Daniel can say...*
Daniel: IT'S JUST SO HARD TO GET YOU TO MOVE FURNITURE PROPERLY!

[Commander Jumper]

^ that sounded dirty....

: Indeed Daniel Jackson I do wear Smurff undies
: yeah well I wear Captain planet undies so I beat all of you.
: Jack what's that little red light mean???

[Elles]

Carter: It means that a fleet of Gandalf clones is headed to Earth to murder us all. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Commander Jumper]

: SIR I LOVE YOUR GOLOM UNDIES!!!!
: carter I LOVE YOUR......PIKACHU PANTIES.
Random SF outside office: What the hell are they doing???
: I believe they are going through the under wear ritual...commonly preformed on chulak as a sign of respect......

[Elles]

Master Bra'Tac: There is an old Jaffa saying inferior red shirt... "Once you have their money, never give it back."
Inferior SF: What does that have to do with underwear?
Bra'Tac: Absolutely nothing. Now go off and play with your friends.

[Commander Jumper]

: Sir YOU HAVE TIDY WHITIES WITH GANDOLF???

[Elles]

Landry: WTF? What the frack are you doing in my office! Get out! GET OUT! OUT I SAY!

[dancer_4_daniel]

BRATA'C, I DID NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR RED THONG!!!! NOW I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!
Everyone else: SO ARE WE!!!!!

[full.infinity]

Indeed. I tend to do strange things in my sleep... such as a human artform known as math. I have a good story I'll share sometime about my dream involving the Pythagorian Theorem.

You have to tell that story to me in PM or something.

[Commander Jumper]

*Kicked out of Landry's office in nothing but their undies*
: Well sir I think it's safe to say.....THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
: Carter...you're not wearing pants.........
: Quiet the observent one.
*Landry opens door and throws Daniel out*
Landry: I don't Wan't to know......

[Elles]

Ah, but there are other stories I must tell first. Someday my friend... someday...

[Trek_Girl42]

You have to tell that story to me in PM or something.

I want to hear it as well.....