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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
hahahaa I had a book full of cards....I was paticularaly found of my Richu Hologram card....I traded it for some Water Pokemonm card....Also a hologram.......
reminds me a converstion I had between a friend of mine......
Me: I get Danny and Shep
Friend: No you can have Danny but I want Shep....
Mek you get Rodney, Baywatch Ronon, Lorne, Jack, Teal'c and Zelenka...if I can have Shep and Danny.
Friend: No deal
Me: why do I feel like I'm trading cards???
: hey Teal'c I heard of the Intercom you wear Smurff undies too....and Here I was tihnking I was the only one......
Daniel: No Jack! Don't put that there!
Jack: Why? Are you not man enough?
Daniel: That's it... I can't deal with you... it's just so hard...
Jack: So hard what?
*Intercom turns off before Daniel can say...*
Daniel: IT'S JUST SO HARD TO GET YOU TO MOVE FURNITURE PROPERLY!
To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.
: Indeed Daniel Jackson I do wear Smurff undies
: yeah well I wear Captain planet undies so I beat all of you.
: Jack what's that little red light mean???
: SIR I LOVE YOUR GOLOM UNDIES!!!!
: carter I LOVE YOUR......PIKACHU PANTIES.
Random SF outside office: What the hell are they doing???
: I believe they are going through the under wear ritual...commonly preformed on chulak as a sign of respect......
Master Bra'Tac: There is an old Jaffa saying inferior red shirt... "Once you have their money, never give it back."
Inferior SF: What does that have to do with underwear?
Bra'Tac: Absolutely nothing. Now go off and play with your friends.
To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.
Indeed. I tend to do strange things in my sleep... such as a human artform known as math. I have a good story I'll share sometime about my dream involving the Pythagorian Theorem.
You have to tell that story to me in PM or something.
Such a shame that I wouldn't know by now your revelations
Cut me in, I don't wanna live without your revelations.-Audioslave
*Kicked out of Landry's office in nothing but their undies*
: Well sir I think it's safe to say.....THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
: Carter...you're not wearing pants.........
: Quiet the observent one.
*Landry opens door and throws Daniel out*
Landry: I don't Wan't to know......
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