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    #3496
    Originally posted by avp60685 View Post
    Attention SGC, Dr. Daniel Jackson has misplaced his glasses, if any of you have found them please come to the Gate Room immediately, again if anyone has found Dr. Jackson's eyeglasses please report to the Gate Room immediately so that SG1 can proceed with their mission off-world!
    This never happened when Jack was team leader.

    Yeah, Jack always remembered to bring an extra pair "just in case"
    And he cared carried a back-up for the spare!
    Alright! I get it! I'm not as a good a team leader as General O'Neill!
    You got that right!
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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      #3497
      'Walter...! What do you mean by OPPS...!'
      "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
      Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
      Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
      Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
      I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
      To thy own self... Be true
      May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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        #3498
        Attention SGC, it has come to our attention that we do not get paid for this so please note if you are expecting your W2s to send in to the IRS please tell them to contact the Joint Chief of Staff, thank you!
        sigpic
        Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name
        "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
        http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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          #3499
          Attention all personal: Daniel has had a relapse of one of the conditions he has experienced in the past...we are not sure which one so please approach with caution... if he starts talking to himself it could be one of many...

          Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.

          "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
          "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.
          Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
          a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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            #3500
            Attention all Personnel... Justin Bebier has announced he'd like to perform a concert off-world..!
            "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
            Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
            Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
            Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
            I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
            To thy own self... Be true
            May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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              #3501
              Originally posted by Starfist View Post
              Attention all Personnel... Justin Bebier has announced he'd like to perform a concert off-world..!
              Ya know, depending on the planet, that MAY not be a bad thing...............
              sigpic
              ALL THANKS TO THE WONDERFUL CREATOR OF THIS SIG GO TO R.I.G.
              A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yet
              The truth isn't the truth

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                #3502
                The Gate is misdialing. No gate world travel until we talk to the operator and they send someone out to fix it... cold take a few days depending on the workload... oops, now all we're getting is dial tone and maybe the Asgard are trying to send a fax...

                Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.

                "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
                "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.
                Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
                a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                  #3503
                  'Oopppsss...!'
                  "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                  Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                  Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                  Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                  I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                  To thy own self... Be true
                  May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                    #3504
                    Attention all personnel, there will be a karaoke night held for all those interested in having some fun!
                    sigpic
                    Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name
                    "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
                    http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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                      #3505
                      *sings*...The symbols on the Stargate go round and round, round and round, round and round....

                      Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.

                      "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
                      "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.
                      Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
                      a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                        #3506
                        Attention all personnel, we have a loose animal on the premises, it is described a white fluffy kitten named Precious, if seen please bring the creature back to General Hammond's office immediately, thank you!
                        sigpic
                        Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name
                        "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
                        http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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                          #3507
                          Attention all Personal, Attention all Personal!! There are tribbles loose in the air ducts. I repeat, there are tribbles loose in the air duct. Please use non-lethal force. Again, this is a direct order to use non-lethal force to capture and contain.
                          I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                            #3508
                            Attention SGC, it has come to our attention that we have a streaking party taking place in the gate room, we believe that there was beer involved but we highly advise all personnel to remain in their quarters until we can find proper clothing for these individuals!
                            sigpic
                            Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name
                            "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
                            http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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                              #3509
                              Attention Please... Attention Please... We need volunteers to escort Justin Bebier...!
                              "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                              Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                              Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                              Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                              I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                              To thy own self... Be true
                              May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                                #3510
                                Attention all personnel.... Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee Hee... I'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me...!
                                "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                                Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                                Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                                Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                                I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                                To thy own self... Be true
                                May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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