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    Attention all personnel, it comes to our attention that a silver spaceship in our parking lot has it's lights on, will the owner of the sliver spaceship please go turn them off immediately, thank you!
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    Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name

    "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
    http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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      Will the crew member with the 'transporter ray' please stop moving people and return it to the general's office, so he can hand it back to the Tok'ra. Thank you.


      Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


      "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
      "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

      Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
      a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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        (In honour of International Star Wars Day)

        "The Death Star has cleared the Planet...! The Death Star has cleared the Planet...!"
        "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
        Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
        Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
        Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
        I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
        To thy own self... Be true
        May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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          Technician at the Alpha Site: We've just discovered a new moon orbiting the planet!
          Carter: That's not a moon! That's a space ship![/color]
          I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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            It's space station.
            sigpichttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/7450657...-World-Goes-On Sparky story SGA https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10177037/1/Bad-Moon-Rising Teen Wolf fanfic story https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10573271/1/Skyfall Thor fanfic story
            https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1168823...here-Was-Light Crimson Peak story sig by yamiinsane

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              The Goa'uld have formed a new plan to take every (all the unpopular) person from our past that we have lost and resurrect them. Be on the look out when you go out today teams.


              Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


              "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
              "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

              Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
              a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                'I've got a bad feeling about this next mission...!'
                "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                To thy own self... Be true
                May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                  ...Urgo has taken over from General Landry... first order is to eat pie...


                  Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


                  "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
                  "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

                  Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
                  a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                    Attention Please...! Attention Please...! The commissary is once again out of Blue Jello... I repeat the commissary is once again out of Blue Jello...!
                    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                    To thy own self... Be true
                    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                      Attention all SGC personnel, whoever used the toilets last forgot to flush them so please whoever used it last please report to the restroom and do the proper flushing sequence before you head off-world, thank you!
                      sigpic
                      Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name

                      "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
                      http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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                        Originally posted by avp60685 View Post
                        Attention all SGC personnel, whoever used the toilets last forgot to flush them so please whoever used it last please report to the restroom and do the proper flushing sequence before you head off-world, thank you!
                        Funny!
                        sigpichttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/7450657...-World-Goes-On Sparky story SGA https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10177037/1/Bad-Moon-Rising Teen Wolf fanfic story https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10573271/1/Skyfall Thor fanfic story
                        https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1168823...here-Was-Light Crimson Peak story sig by yamiinsane

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                          Thank you!

                          Attention SGC, it has come to our attention that there is a food fight place taking place, to those involved, please note that you will be severely punished for this childish behavior, thank you
                          sigpic
                          Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name

                          "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
                          http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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                            Originally posted by avp60685 View Post
                            Thank you!

                            Attention SGC, it has come to our attention that there is a food fight place taking place, to those involved, please note that you will be severely punished for this childish behavior, thank you
                            Actually, that's not that discomforting!
                            sigpichttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/7450657...-World-Goes-On Sparky story SGA https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10177037/1/Bad-Moon-Rising Teen Wolf fanfic story https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10573271/1/Skyfall Thor fanfic story
                            https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1168823...here-Was-Light Crimson Peak story sig by yamiinsane

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                              *ahem*...(Aphophis' voice) Boo!


                              Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.


                              "I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
                              "Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.

                              Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
                              a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...

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                                Attention SGC, Dr. Daniel Jackson has misplaced his glasses, if any of you have found them please come to the Gate Room immediately, again if anyone has found Dr. Jackson's eyeglasses please report to the Gate Room immediately so that SG1 can proceed with their mission off-world!
                                sigpic
                                Fate makes our relatives; choice makes our friends-quote I found in my dad's senior year of high school under his name

                                "Give me a pen and I'll write the words"
                                http://avp60685.blogspot.com/

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