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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
    "urrm... psycologist to level 7"
    Heightmeyer: I'm here! What is the probelm?
    Jack is talking about the bees.
    Heightmeyer: The bees?
    *nods*
    Heightmeyer: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE BEES!
    Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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      : Wait a minute...aren't you dead?
      Heightmeyer: ...Crap. *disappears*
      : MY EYES!!!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGH! AAAAAAGGH!
      Nikola: Seriously, what is with your friends?
      : Yours are just as weird.
      Nikola: ...well, yes, but...
      "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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        Bigfoot: I am not weird.
        rrm...
        Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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          Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
          "...furthermore, you will have to ride the elevator approximately 30 minutes to get to the surface"
          "...however diapers will be available every 5 floors."
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          http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=69210

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            Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
            "...however diapers will be available every 5 floors."
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            *10 min later*
            "Attention...a strange man claiming to be Thomas Edison is requesting that Mr. Tesla come join him in Gen. Landry's office..."

            Nikola: WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!?!?!?! *to Helen* YOU NEVER TOLD ME HE WAS AN ABNORMAL!!
            Helen: ... I...thought it best not to at the time...
            Nikola:
            : Don't worry, Nicky; I'll go shoot him for you if you like.
            Nikola: Really?
            Helen: *facepalm*

            "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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              *gets in the elevator*
              *minutes later*
              Are you Mr. Edison?
              Edison: Yes.
              Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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                Edison: Uhm...HELEN!!!!!!
                Helen: Sam no stop!
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                  Edison: Helen, I'm getting angry.
                  Helen: No!! Stop!!!
                  Edison: You wont like me when I'm angry. *eyes glow green*
                  Nikola: He's the Hulk?!
                  Cant be... wheres the purple shorts?

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                    -Edison's pants turn purple-
                    Oh Sh--! -Passes out-
                    Sir, are you okay??
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                      Edison: *turns green*
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                        Edison:Hulk Smash!
                        Hmm..a little to dramatic...
                        Edison:You think? I've been working on it...
                        It's okay big guy, we'll work on it.

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                          Edison: hmmmm... Hulk crash?
                          No...
                          Edison: Hulk-destroy-you-and-beat-you-up?
                          Too long...
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                            Edison:Hulk Attack!
                            thats not it..
                            -To Helen- So what now?
                            Helen:I suppose they'll become fast friends..
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                              Nikola: Then, later, Edison will steal an idea from him and they will never talk again. I've been down this road before.
                              Jack doesn't have that many ideas though.
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                                Helen:I don't find that surprising...
                                Hey!
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