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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
Intercom: McKay please report to level 13, your daily dosage of enzyte is waiting.
Spoiler:
for all who dont know
enzyte is a male "stimulant"
"...so I figure that if Hammond is going to ship me to some radar station in Greenland, I'd have a little revenge, like baking Viagra into the blue jello. Which I did this morning..."
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"...so I figure that if Hammond is going to ship me to some radar station in Greenland, I'd have a little revenge, like baking Viagra into the blue jello. Which I did this morning..."
did i really need to know that?
now im going to have nitemares.
*hears about golf in the SGC, runs to get flame thrower*
Walter: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!
*sounds of fire*
Walter: I told you not to play golf in the SGC.
Feldger walks in with golf club. See's chared person.
Feldger:
Me: You're next!
Feldger runs screaming like a little girl with me in hot pursuit.
"The Solider 3000 Project has been approved, over then next year all SGC personel will have their consciousnesses placed into androgynous android bodies."
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"The Solider 3000 Project has been approved, over then next year all SGC personel will have their consciousnesses placed into androgynous android bodies."
McKay: No, no, I already told you, I'm busy. I have to go visit my cat, his name is Rodney the great.
Sheppard whispers something in his ear.
McKay:What! Shut it off! Is it still on?! Shut it off!
Just because something is unknown, does not necessarily mean that it needs to be feared. Trust yourself, and the rest will unfold.~Teyla Emmagen~
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