things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Mimzy]

It wasn't intended as a reference to anything other than someone piping the dialog from a confessional into the intercom.

oh lol

But I swear it was also a line in a movie somewhere. I dunno maybe my brain is conking out on me

[HAL2100]

oh lol

But I swear it was also a line in a movie somewhere. I dunno maybe my brain is conking out on me

Stop putting the head in the microwave to dry the hair.

[Mimzy]

Stop putting the head in the microwave to dry the hair.

that gives me an idea:

*loud sirens wailing*
Landry: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER--VALA'S HEAD IS ON FIRE AGAIN BECAUSE SHE WAS TRYING TO DRY HER HAIR IN THE MICROWAVE FOR THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK!!

[Gem of Tigress]

Nicky did you chew on anyone other than on that list today?

Nicky: Um..... no.

good boy. i don't have to report you for today. oh and i've added more people to the list.

All of the Cabal. ( at least the one's Druitt hasn't taken care of)
All of the Wraith. ( that are still left alive)
All the Priors that refuse to stand down.
check back later for another update.

[HAL2100]

Good News! All SGC Operations will be shut down over Thanksgiving and the gate temporarily buried. You'll have plenty, plenty of time to spend with your families. Oh and the base will be completely locked down so we won't need any additional guards on site.

[Mimzy]

*loud gobbling noises*

Landry: WHO LET A TURKEY LOOSE IN HERE?!
: Oops...

[timstro59]

me:i just noticed everybody's calling nikola, nicky.
nikola:hey i just noticed too.
me:by the way thats my turkey, i'm going to split it with siler..

[GSRgategirl923]

me:i just noticed everybody's calling nikola, nicky.
nikola:hey i just noticed too.
me:by the way thats my turkey, i'm going to split it with siler..

Siler:*looks up* Huh?
Nicky: Are you sure you don't want to share with me?? And Why is everyone calling me Nicky? The only person allowed to do that is Sam.
Helen:*Death Glare*
Nicky:*is scared* And Helen..
GateGirl:But but I've always called you Nicky...

[timstro59]

me: sure nikola, i'll give you mckay's turkey.
nikola: yea.
*runs through room screaming* run, felger and lee have gone "wild".
all:

[Gem of Tigress]

goes in and stuns Felger and Lee.

Now about that turkey..........

[Eternal Density]

"Attention: It appears Adria has defeated Morgan and returned with a race of alien lizards. All personnel are..."
*muffled muttering*
"Attention: It appears *someone* has mistaken a television program for a news broadcast. Please disregard the previous announcement."


Say, what about things you would not want to hear on the Destiny's intercom?
"Attention everyone, there seems to be a plumbing error in the connections between the freshwater supply and liquid waste recycling system. Please refrain from drinking until further notice. If you have drunk the water within the last twenty minutes, please report to TJ - I mean, to Lieutenant Johansen, in the infirmary. Thankyou."

[GSRgategirl923]

Say, what about things you would not want to hear on the Destiny's intercom?
"Attention everyone, there seems to be a plumbing error in the connections between the freshwater supply and liquid waste recycling system. Please refrain from drinking until further notice. If you have drunk the water within the last twenty minutes, please report to TJ - I mean, to Lieutenant Johansen, in the infirmary. Thankyou."

You Should Check and see if they have a thread for that its possible...Or you could always make one(: I know they have one for Atlantis..

***
You are not giving that thing my turkey!
Tim: Oh yeah? Who's gonna stop me?

[Gem of Tigress]

GSRgategirl923. they do have a "things you would not want to hear on the Destiny's intercom thread. i've seen it, some of the suggestions are VERY funny. hope you can find it. .

hey Nicky, if you want someone to chew on i've got someone for you. it's Dana.

[HAL2100]

"The temporal anomaly has reached Earth, all remaining personal must" (intercom goes out)

[HAL2100]

Congratulations! [Insert your name here] You've been chosen. The Island awaits you.