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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
Walter, stay the hell out of my Hannah Montana scrap book!!!
You have a Hannah Montana scrap book????
Yeah. What's wrong with that??
Nothing.... *vomits*
me: hammond why do you keep coming back from the dead?
Hammond: I am one mean rotting corpse mother of a zombie. The next person that questions my authority or current state of existence will be joining my legions of zombies as a bugle boy zombie. Any questions? I didn't think so.
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Me: Now where did Nicky go?
Jack: Why?
Me: he's got mail.
Jack: Who from?
Me: Helen.
Jack: Yeah, down that hall to the right.
Me: Thanks.
i give Nicky his mail.
Three minutes later, Helen comes in and takes Nicky back to the Sanctuary.
: NOOOO! PLEASE! DON'T TAKE ME BACK WHAT ABOUT SAMMY?!?!?! AAAAHHH *SCREAM*
: GIMME BACK MY NICKYPOO!!!!!! Helen: NO! HE'S MINE!
*loud crashes and screams*
"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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McKay: What do you mean there's no blue jello left! I went out and found another ZMP so I could get here, and you mean to tell me that there's no blue jello left?!!!???!!!
Sam: Well we'd have to drive 5 miles to get it.
McKay: Yeah, you think I care! I just want my jello!
John whispers to Carson: has he been on the enzyme again?
Carson: Aye, I might have accidently injected a little enzyme in him instead of the pain killers I was suposed to give him.
John:That's what I thought, otherwise he wouldn't be yelling at Sam.
Carson:The drug should be wearing off any minute now.."
McKay: Wha..what am I doing here? Oh, Sam, Hi, what have you been up to lately?
Sam:
Just because something is unknown, does not necessarily mean that it needs to be feared. Trust yourself, and the rest will unfold.~Teyla Emmagen~
Originally posted by Stargate Atlantis GirlView Post
McKay: What do you mean there's no blue jello left! I went out and found another ZMP so I could get here, and you mean to tell me that there's no blue jello left?!!!???!!!
Sam: Well we'd have to drive 5 miles to get it.
McKay: Yeah, you think I care! I just want my jello!
John whispers to Carson: has he been on the enzyme again?
Carson: Aye, I might have accidently injected a little enzyme in him instead of the pain killers I was suposed to give him.
John:That's what I thought, otherwise he wouldn't be yelling at Sam.
Carson:The drug should be wearing off any minute now.."
McKay: Wha..what am I doing here? Oh, Sam, Hi, what have you been up to lately?
Sam:
*random meowing*
wheres that coming from.
its that cat over there *points at cat*
me: its Garfield.
jon: *walks in* there you are, its time to go home *he walks out with Garfield*
me: isn't this supposed to be a high security base, how do these people keep getting in here?
come to think of it. how did you get in here?
me: uhh......bye *disapperates*
druitt: he can do it too!?!?!?!
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