things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Mimzy]

HammondI regret deeply that I must advise you that The Great Pumpkin was mistaken for a Goa'uld and subsequently shot down over Kansas. Topeka is...well...cleaning up.

MENTAL GREEN lol

Lucy: *over intercom* YOU ARE ALL BLOCKHEADS!!!

[GSRgategirl923]

I am NOT a blockhead! *Chases Lucy Instead*
& *Relieved*
I will be back for the two of you later!
& :

________
I love Charlie Brown<33 I was watching that last night(:

[timstro59]

charlie: good grief.
me: (intercom) hey jack, whats one of those head suckers doing on the base.
*screaming comes from room i'm in.*
oh crap.
me: Nos es prognatus ex astrum.
daniel, get your a** down to level 22, we need you to translate something.

[akren]

"All Replicatorsplease report to level 22, we have a cache of ARG's that need to be disposed of"

[HAL2100]

Carter: I have baked cookies for everyone using kassa, please report to the mess for your free, compulsory samples at once.

Announcement The infirmary will be closed for several hours this afternoon while Dr. Fraser takes her team for a team building exercise off-planet.

[timstro59]

*random screaming in base*
whats going on?
everyone has suddenly got explosive diarrhea.
me: ego amo vestri pullus.
whats the problem.
me:nikola est evanui ex plagiarius.
that is a problem.
nikola: what did he say?
never mind.
me:ego eram reputo idem eadem idem res.

[GSRgategirl923]

Can we fix his brain please?
Yes. as soon a Colonel Carter joins be for dinner once again.
*Remembers Yellow Blocks* Uhm I really would rather not do that...

[Mimzy]

*random screaming in base*
whats going on?
everyone has suddenly got explosive diarrhea.
me: ego amo vestri pullus.
whats the problem.
me:nikola est evanui ex plagiarius.
that is a problem.
nikola: what did he say?
never mind.
me:ego eram reputo idem eadem idem res.

Translation???? LOL

[BerrySciFi]

Intercom: Mandatory proctological examinations will commence in 15 minutes. Please report to the briefing room for debriefing.

[Cold Fuzz]

intercom: Mandatory proctological examinations will commence in 15 minutes. Please report to the briefing room for debriefing.

rofl!

[timstro59]

i got a translation. he first said: i lost my chicken.
second: nikola has disappeared from the planet
third: i was thinking the same thing.

[HAL2100]

Dr. Fraser: Effective immediately, all base personal must consume one pound of Limburger cheese daily until we've confirmed that everyone's parasite infestation has been been eliminated.

[timstro59]

nikola: WHAT!!!!!! I have parasites?!?!?!?!?!
dangit fraiser your dead, try to stay that way. it's confusing.
indeed.

[GSRgategirl923]

Yeah you people can't keep coming back this isn't SciFi, you know how much i hate SciFi...

[HAL2100]

Hammond I am very pleased to announce that Dr. Fraser is rejoining us as Chief Medical Officer. I do ask that you show some sensitivity to the fact that she is a rotting-corpse zombie and refrain from starring at the maggots.