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    #61
    It is kind of morose but...

    A local girl was murdered called Amanda Carter and they cant understand why you think it is such a freaky name.

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      #62
      ...they say "Starwhat?"
      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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        #63
        Originally posted by somethinghuman
        It is kind of morose but...

        A local girl was murdered called Amanda Carter and they cant understand why you think it is such a freaky name.
        Thats just despicable.

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          #64
          When, out of the four star franchises gate is their 3rd favourite
          Jedi_Master_Bra'tac, previously known as wako!


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            #65
            ...you break down sobbing in grief that they killed Janet, your 'friends' come in to find out what's wrong and then walk away saying that she was 'just a television character' and no big deal.
            "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

            I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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              #66
              When you say you love Daniel Jackson, and someone asks you if that was one of the members of the Jackson 5. (I kid you not, a friend of mine said that to me. Not sure if I am more amused that she didn't know anything about Stargate or anything about the Jackson 5)
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                #67
                man watching that always makes me laugh, and reading it makes me laugh just as much. That was some great work on that scene.

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                  #68
                  ... You call your husband a shol'va, and your friend (whose house you are visiting) says, "There will be no Klingon spoken in this house!"

                  And when everyone else in the room points out that "shol'va" is from Stargate, not Star Trek, he says, "Yeah, I should've known that, that's Jaffa-speak, right?"

                  (For the record, I was justified in calling my husband a shol'va. He backstabbed me. We were playing Illuminati at the time...)
                  I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by CatGoddess
                    ... You call your husband a shol'va, and your friend (whose house you are visiting) says, "There will be no Klingon spoken in this house!"

                    And when everyone else in the room points out that "shol'va" is from Stargate, not Star Trek, he says, "Yeah, I should've known that, that's Jaffa-speak, right?"

                    (For the record, I was justified in calling my husband a shol'va. He backstabbed me. We were playing Illuminati at the time...)
                    Did he kneel before his god?
                    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                      #70
                      When they give Stargate a bad review.

                      Best Stargate quote:
                      Sheppard: (yells to McKay) Canadian football is a joke! Celine Dion is overrated! Zelenka is smarter than you are!
                      Green is your friend.

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                        #71
                        ...they don't have an opinion on whether or not Cameron is any good at leading SG-1.

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                          #72
                          Originally posted by CatGoddess
                          ... You call your husband a shol'va, and your friend (whose house you are visiting) says, "There will be no Klingon spoken in this house!"
                          lmao..

                          and Daniel & Jackson 5? looool.. good one

                          ... when they ask you if Daniel Jackson is related to Michael Jackson *sigh*

                          ... when your mother says "Wala MahlDuhran" *argh*

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                            #73
                            ...they yell and scream at you on Friday nights because you want to watch SG1/SGA and they want to watch reruns of The Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acers(sp?).
                            "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                            I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                              #74
                              ...when you laying in bed next to him/her and are explaining the staying power of the Stargate franchise and it DOESN'T turn them on...

                              Hello everybody, I'm new here, just signed up. Been a Gater since Children of the Gods though, did anyone else think Shau're was hot? Anyway, just wanted to announce myself here and was wondering if there were any thread recomendations that I should check out.

                              Well I'll be around, "See you on the other side...aaaaand we're walking".

                              " A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright

                              --Does that sound familiar to anyone else?--

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                                #75
                                Originally posted by sg-daniel
                                lmao..

                                and Daniel & Jackson 5? looool.. good one

                                ... when they ask you if Daniel Jackson is related to Michael Jackson *sigh*

                                ... when your mother says "Wala MahlDuhran" *argh*

                                I completely apologize for this off topic question, but couldn't find the answer.. What does IMAO mean?
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