On a not-so-normal day in the SGC:
Daniel: Vala, I've always wanted to meet someone like you.
Vala: Daniel, I think you're the ugliest man I've ever met. Go away.
Daniel: Please, Vala! I adore you!
Vala: Earth scum!
Daniel: Fine, then if I can't have you, NO ONE WILL!
Vala: Daniel! What are you doing with that gun!?
Daniel: [firing with great enthusiasm] TAKE THAT, VALA!
Meanwhile...
Carter: Jack, I have something to tell you.
Jack: What's that, my sammy-kins?
Carter: I just found out that my mother isn't really dead. She staged her own death and is now working as a spy for an evil alien race. She's planning to kill you as well as every other member of the SGC and current world governments.
Jack: Don't worry pumpkin, I'll protect you from her!
Carter: Oh, she's not going to kill me. I've just switched to her side!
Jack: Ha ha, very funny...wait...are you serious, sweetums?
Carter: It's been fun, but goodbye Jack. [pulls out zat, fires twice, laughs] This is for you, mommy!
Jack: [falling, hits a wall]
Carter: Now Carters will RULE THE EARTH! MWA HA HA HA HA!
(Now, aren't you glad they're not really psychopaths?)
Daniel: Vala, I've always wanted to meet someone like you.
Vala: Daniel, I think you're the ugliest man I've ever met. Go away.
Daniel: Please, Vala! I adore you!
Vala: Earth scum!
Daniel: Fine, then if I can't have you, NO ONE WILL!
Vala: Daniel! What are you doing with that gun!?
Daniel: [firing with great enthusiasm] TAKE THAT, VALA!
Meanwhile...
Carter: Jack, I have something to tell you.
Jack: What's that, my sammy-kins?
Carter: I just found out that my mother isn't really dead. She staged her own death and is now working as a spy for an evil alien race. She's planning to kill you as well as every other member of the SGC and current world governments.
Jack: Don't worry pumpkin, I'll protect you from her!
Carter: Oh, she's not going to kill me. I've just switched to her side!
Jack: Ha ha, very funny...wait...are you serious, sweetums?
Carter: It's been fun, but goodbye Jack. [pulls out zat, fires twice, laughs] This is for you, mommy!
Jack: [falling, hits a wall]
Carter: Now Carters will RULE THE EARTH! MWA HA HA HA HA!
(Now, aren't you glad they're not really psychopaths?)
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