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    Things they would never ever ever say

    Okay to start us off:
    Teyla: Yo, Homies Wassup in Da hood
    Ronan: Oooo That Wraith Queen is soooo Hot
    Mckay: Im Gonna go watch Back to the Future
    Sheppard: Fire Weir and give command to Caldwell
    Weir: Hi My name is Gus
    Ford: Wannnn Wannnn! I Don't wanna eat the bad wraith drugs

    SG-1
    Carter:I Love you General O'neill
    Jack: Therefore X= 5
    Daniel: I Hate Sha're
    Teal'c: Mmmmm Donuts
    Hammond: Colonel, Your an Idiot



    Thats all i have

    #2
    jack: daniel all u have to do is translate this one text and it will solve the mysterys of every universe and also magically bring back sha're!

    daniel: i cant be bothered right now, simpsons is on...
    "What is an Oprah?" - Teal'c

    omg thats so much funnier in my head...

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      #3
      Vala - "No, really. I don't want this priceless treasure in the least. You go on and have it."
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        #4
        Jack: Revenge of the Sith, I've seen it 9 times!
        Daniel: Vala is my soul mate
        Carter: Apophis is my soul mate, he died but then came back to life for me!
        Teal'c: You go girl or right on brother
        Janet: Never mind, I just give up
        Jonas: I forgot
        Vala: I don't really like that man

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          #5
          Hammond: Oh darn, I broke a nail!

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            #6
            Oma: Duh!!

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              #7
              Daniel: Come on Jack, I don't wanna go look at rocks all day!
              Jack: I caught a fish!
              Carter: I miss Fifth. Who cares if he's artificial; he's naturally gorgeous!
              Teal'c: Hey Danny, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
              Vala: Hallowed are the Ori!

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                #8
                Originally posted by RodneyMckay
                Okay to start us off:
                Teyla: Yo, Homies Wassup in Da hood
                Ronan: Oooo That Wraith Queen is soooo Hot
                Mckay: Im Gonna go watch Back to the Future
                Sheppard: Fire Weir and give command to Caldwell
                Weir: Hi My name is Gus
                Ford: Wannnn Wannnn! I Don't wanna eat the bad wraith drugs

                SG-1
                Carter:I Love you General O'neill
                Jack: Therefore X= 5
                Daniel: I Hate Sha're
                Teal'c: Mmmmm Donuts
                Hammond: Colonel, Your an Idiot



                Thats all i have

                ROFL on the Jack one. I almost fell out of my chair. Oh and if you want to change the Ronan one to be McKay's line, then it is something he said! (Sort Of...lol). Oh and I think Teal'c likes donuts. I am not sure if he would say it that way though.

                Steve or Bob the Wraith: mmm... tastes like chicken....
                Vala: Not tonight, Daniel, I have a Headache.

                I have to think of some more....

                Steve

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                  #9
                  Things they would never say:

                  Steve (or any wraith for that matter): I'm sorry, i don't eat meat. I'm a vegetarian.

                  Any Gao'uld system lord: I'll trade you my planet for three motherships and a 200 Jaffa...

                  Major Sheppard: There's a wraith over there. should I shoot it first. Maybe be before i shoot it, i'll go over and ask if he has anything worth trading for.

                  Carter or McKay: Why do i always have to fix the broken stuff or figure out how all this space alien technology junk works? Make someone else do it.

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                    #10
                    Teal'C: Does this kevlar vest make me look fat?
                    The truth is out there. Getting there, well thats a whole different can of worms.

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                      #11
                      Teal'c : Sup O'Neill, I just got down to that 7-11 you been talking about, i never knew you would find a courtable lady out the back, but she wanted money? What up with that dawg?
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                        #12
                        Carter: I'm thinking of quitting the airforce and joining the private sector. I'm being offered a lot of money and a huge contract to design an Asgard doll like the clone we showed on TV. Apparently there's this whole group of people out there who think they're... um... sexy. They said something about it vibrating... you know, like Tickle Me Elmo? It's wierd but you just can't turn down a multi-million dollar contract.

                        "You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea." - Jack Handy

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                          #13
                          General Landry: The gateroom looks dreary. Walter, order some potplants.

                          Madeleine

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                            #14
                            Carter: You know what? Forget Fifth. I always thought RepliCarter was hotter!

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                              #15
                              Carter: Damn that McKay is sexy, I sure would love a piece of him. (I felt dirty typing that out )

                              Daniel: How do spell Go'Ah'oolld?

                              Teal'c: I have a deathly fear of spiders, flowers and anything pink.

                              Hammond: I need to get to my hair stylist pronto.

                              O'Neill: I just figured out the final solution to Pi.

                              Vala: This dress is way to revealing, I can't wear it.

                              Mitchell: Where's Rigel and Chiana when you need them?.
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