Rodney's answering machine-
You have reached Rodney's answering machine. I am currently trying to save this miserable planet as no one else seems to have the brains to do it (except the incredibly hot Samantha Carter who is currently in a different galaxy).
If you are having trouble solving an incredibly easy math equation that seems to difficult for your puny brain then press 1
If you have a spare ZPM I can use then press 2 and I will get to you right away
If you are named John Sheppard and are wondering what I did with your football DVD's have gone then press 3 and I'll get back to you next year
If you're computer keeps crashing then press 4 and I will tell you where to stick it! (Stop bothering me with your petty computer problems!!!)
If you are wondering whether it is ok with me for you to date Samantha Carter then press 5 and start running in the opposite direction before I catch you!!
If you are currently being threatened by the Wraith then press 6 and I'll run in the opposite direction!!
You have reached Rodney's answering machine. I am currently trying to save this miserable planet as no one else seems to have the brains to do it (except the incredibly hot Samantha Carter who is currently in a different galaxy).
If you are having trouble solving an incredibly easy math equation that seems to difficult for your puny brain then press 1
If you have a spare ZPM I can use then press 2 and I will get to you right away
If you are named John Sheppard and are wondering what I did with your football DVD's have gone then press 3 and I'll get back to you next year
If you're computer keeps crashing then press 4 and I will tell you where to stick it! (Stop bothering me with your petty computer problems!!!)
If you are wondering whether it is ok with me for you to date Samantha Carter then press 5 and start running in the opposite direction before I catch you!!
If you are currently being threatened by the Wraith then press 6 and I'll run in the opposite direction!!
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