if it's a PWP, label it as shameless smut.
and do we even want to get into the smut peeves???
sam is always...well the opposite of jack who is ALWAYS well endowed
jack is always well endowed
he never has equipment failure (dude, he's over 50, things start to get tricky then)
the sex is always mulitpully orgasmic
there's never missteps or mistakes
condoms are rarely necessary cause they are always tested all the time
sam never says 'not tonight, i got a headache'
the sheets are never messed up
both are always the best lovers the other has ever had
I'm not saying it can't be fun and the culmonation of the author's dreams but...well, there's the clinical terms, tab A into slot B fic, and then there's the 'every slang term you can think of' porn movie, and most fun of all, is the person writing explicit sex that has obviously never had sex...cause what they're writing ain't remotely anatomically possible unless sam or jack or both are Yoga masters
and do we even want to get into the smut peeves???
sam is always...well the opposite of jack who is ALWAYS well endowed
jack is always well endowed
he never has equipment failure (dude, he's over 50, things start to get tricky then)
the sex is always mulitpully orgasmic
there's never missteps or mistakes
condoms are rarely necessary cause they are always tested all the time
sam never says 'not tonight, i got a headache'
the sheets are never messed up
both are always the best lovers the other has ever had
I'm not saying it can't be fun and the culmonation of the author's dreams but...well, there's the clinical terms, tab A into slot B fic, and then there's the 'every slang term you can think of' porn movie, and most fun of all, is the person writing explicit sex that has obviously never had sex...cause what they're writing ain't remotely anatomically possible unless sam or jack or both are Yoga masters
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