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Ok, I've got the address logged into the satnav and also printed out the route, just in case. Well, you never know when technology will let you down so you have to do it the old fashioned way
My beach plans are foiled by mother nature so now I have to figure out what to do with my day. Maybe I'll get a mani-pedi... but that's only one hour, lol. We'll see...
My beach plans are foiled by mother nature so now I have to figure out what to do with my day. Maybe I'll get a mani-pedi... but that's only one hour, lol. We'll see...
Aw *hugs*
I had an awesome mani-pedi in Vangroovy! Much more thorough than I've had in the UK, and cheaper too
I'm done with the little job I had to get done today, so I'll be back in a tick with some of those odes and poems.
I had an awesome mani-pedi in Vangroovy! Much more thorough than I've had in the UK, and cheaper too
I'm done with the little job I had to get done today, so I'll be back in a tick with some of those odes and poems.
Well somebody has to make some posts today :rolleys:
Hee! Love and miss Vangroovy. Can't wait to go back. I already told my roomie we are going next summer. I need a hiking partner. Plus, I'm hoping to be scoping out possible neighborhoods to move to. Best vacation, maybe ever, totally undone by my wonderful workplace the past 2 weeks.
ETA: AND she'll be a fangirl too by then, if I have anything to do about it. She can be my navigator for finding Jack's cabin.
Yep, you go for it. I'm just going pop in from time to time and admire the pretties.
...and, not for the first time, have the horribly unmotherly thought that the money might have been better spent on a two door sports car after all...which is about all you need to know about what my day has been like.
*is not jealous at AT5 woohoos, is not jealous at AT5 woohoos, is not jealous at AT5 woohoos*
*is very jealous*
Doing my laundry right now and it's really funny since 3/4 of the people in the building are going to move in today...so a woman was already looking weird at me and saying "so you already moved in..." err yeah and then she started to ramble about how hot it was today(plus I had the feeling she found it unfair that we already moved in)
*is not jealous at AT5 woohoos, is not jealous at AT5 woohoos, is not jealous at AT5 woohoos*
*is very jealous*
Well you will go swanning off to America and miss out on these things
*hugs*
Doing my laundry right now and it's really funny since 3/4 of the people in the building are going to move in today...so a woman was already looking weird at me and saying "so you already moved in..." err yeah and then she started to ramble about how hot it was today(plus I had the feeling she found it unfair that we already moved in)
Glad to see you're settling into the domestic bliss of studenthood
Okey dokey, here we go then. Some of the awesome little ditties I found lurking on my hard drive......
Oh, and if there are any lurking PTB or PTBW I wood like to make it clear that I DID NOT WRITE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ODES/POEMS!! I take no responsibility whatsoever!!!
Firstly, from Luvnjack
Ode to Martin
Martin, Martin
he's the man
we should all give him
a great big hand!
Martin, Martin
he's the man
Jumble is
his biggest fan!
Martin, Martin,
he's so fine
Back off girls,
he's all mine!
Luvnjack's crazy, silly, random corny poem
(AKA Ode to the Wives)
Oh, wives of The Powers That Be
We stalk your husbands
from atop a tree.
We hang on every word,
every glance, every smile,
it even gets a little absurd.
But we love your hubbies, you see
Oh, wives of our beloved
Powers That Be.
We mean them no harm;
we've fallen head over heels
for their charm!
So join us in our tree
and we'll all watch together
The Powers That Be.
This one was written by LJ when I was unexpectedly kept in hospital overnight....
We could send MW, but he would be more like
*GASP!* You're holding my beloved jumble overnight!? It cannot be!
Nurse: Well, it's just for observation...
MW (holding view finder to eye): And you're walking to the paperwork...filling out paperwork...now, go find the doctor...(follows confused nurse)...DOCTOR! You're signing the release forms.....AAAAAND CUT! Excellent! Well done, everyone!
Doc (to nurse): Call security...
And a particular fave of mine from aaaaaages ago.....
Ode to Sam and Jack Shippers
Around our computers we huddle and pray
that Jack and Sam will be together someday.
We analyze each touch, look, and smile--
The shippiest moments on DVDs we compile.
When someone says “Grace†five kisses are posted;
Our friends and family think our brains are toasted.
We really miss Jack, we all agree,
and seeing him on the screen makes us SQUEE!
Videos we make and fictions we write,
in which our Ship Family delights.
We “talk†a lot, every single day
and we hate to think of being away.
We wait for resolution, perhaps a big honkin' kiss--
and if we don't get one, we'll really be pi****!
So proudly I say, I am truly obsessed
(in case you haven't already guessed).
I don't know if I had a point to this rhyme,
so I'll say good-bye until next time.
There was a man with many skills
With shorts he woos, with looks he kills
He makes TV into an art
He makes our heartbeat stop and start
WooHoo Love
I love Woohoos
They love me
We sing with Martin
in a tree
We sings songs about
shorts and the sky
Jumble loves Martin and
so do I
Nad loves Coopie
and Mary loves Joe
We all love the PTB
if you didn't know
All the Woohoos
sing and cheer
Hip hip hooray
Martin's here!
A Madrigal
Please sing in madrigal voice - lute optional
There once was a show, SG1
From whence a director did come
So fair was he, a rarity
So strike up the lute and the drum hum hum
For fair Martin Woohood shall come
He used his great tool for good, so we're told
He shall live forever, he'll never grow old
His eyes are emerald, his skin is gold
His smile is tasty and bold ho ho hold
His radiance shall smother the cold
*sick lute solo*
So come all, young woohoos
and young ones at heart
come laugh, come dance,
come chat and we'll start
to get quite obsessive
we're already startin'
So come all and drool over
fabulous Martin
Of course our most prolific Word Wizard is Nad, and this could take several posts
Ode to a Glow Worm
I wish I were a glow worm
a glow worm is never glum,
because how could you be unhappy
when the sun shines out your bum?
(not sure that she actually wrote it, but she posted it
and is therefore responsible )
SG1 Revolution discussion
Brad: We need to come up with a name. The fans are getting twitchy... Coopie: Yes. Make it catchy, Joe. Joe: What? Why me? Coopie: *shrugs* You're in thouch with fandom. Joe: *sits up straight* Yes. Yes I am! Brad: *rolls eyes*
<silence>
Joe: We need something that appeals to a big audience. Something that sounds powerful... Brad: Stargate... Hercules. Coopie: *shakes head* Joe: What wood our fans like to see? Coopie: Wood? Joe: ...Something I picked up on Gateworld, never mind. Brad: Gateworld... Joe: Stargate: Confirmation! *smiles* Coopie: No. That kind of gives away the entire plot. Joe: Resolution? Brad: Isn't that the same? Joe: No,you see, from what I read, conf... Coopie: Oh... stop reading Gateworld, will you?! Joe: *blinks* ...revolution? Brad: I'm hungry.
And for some reason, this sig popped into my head...
More from Nad
Ode to Martin Wood
Martin, oh Martin
You posses all the power
To us you’re the wind
A beautiful flower
The sunshine that warms us
The smile of a child
Our favorite director
For you we go wild
It is you that we dream of
…to direct movie three
(And to Happy Dance. Naked But we’ll arrange that privately…
You directed the ep
We celebrate yearly
For that Mr. WooHood
We all love you dearly!
Another Ode to Martin
We babble away
Due to The Awesome Martin
We love him muchly
we're sooo never partin'
He directs our eppies
with care and finesse
He's as groovy as a Hippy song
and warm just like jazz
He sure makes us sing
and happy Dance nude
he's the bestest PTB
our Martin WooHood!
More from Nad (you notice I'm being very careful to fix the blame )
Martin ditty
There is a man named Martin
he goes by the last name Wood
He's everyone's favorite director
'cause his Shippy eps are that good
He's funny and clever and handsome
he actually is quite the stud ( )
he sure knows how to make Shippers go wild
by showing off his sexy ''aaaand...CUT!''
Nad's Feel Good Martin Poem
When nothing seems to work for you
when all colours are blue
when you really can't but should
There's always Martin Wood!
When you can only find the left sock
when time is flying on the clock
When it's raining when you're out of food
There's always Martin Wood!
When losers seem better than you
when your chair breaks and you fall through
When you just don't feel like being good
There's always Martin Wood!
When the Doors just sound too happy
when you're feeling fat and crappy
when you feel misunderstood...
All together:
...There's Always Martin Wood!
And from back when we were desperately trying to find out when his birthday is....
Nad's Don't Worry Joe Poem
Joe, you might feel
that certain fans bring you down
Joe, you might believe
that you can only frown
But Joe, you’ve got an awesome stalker
she knows you inside and yes, out
whenever you mention some vague name
she knows which chef you talk about
Joe, you might think that fans don't care
and that some simply care too much, oh
Joe, you might see cranky pants everywhere
and fail to see we love you so
But Joe, the JoeHoHos all support you
and yes, the WooHoos all do too
And Joe, we'll help you find that stalker
...just give us the birthday of Martin Wood
Nad's don't worry JoeHohos Poem
JoeHoHos, it seems like Joe is flirting
with all female posters on his bloggy
JoeHohos, and maybe you might worry
that they make Joe's thoughts turn foggy
But JoeHohos, you're prettier than they are
and they don't have what you sure do
JoeHohos, don't worry for secretly
Joe is so in love with you!
JoeHohos that blog sure sees some traffic
and Joe sure does approve a lot
JoeHoHos it seems like Joe is random
but rest assured when it comes to you, he's not
JoeHoHos, you're all that he can think of
when he writes a script or tries new food
JoeHoHos, at least you know his birthday
...unlike the awesome fans of Martin Wood
A WooHoo who missed her Big '69
will have to drown her sorrows with wine
Happy Dance in the dark
so says the Lady in the Park:
''I may forget, but my memory's fine''
The Magic Words
(ok, yes. I'm naming the unnamed ones....)
The day was cold and filled with mist
and in the Martin Wood thread
all was quiet and hollow
for the WooHoos all went back to bed
the rain was heard upon the roof
the laughter slowly died down
the dust had started to settle
for there was no one left in town
then suddenly the sun broke loose
and life became so good
cause there they were, the magic words:
AT, AT, AT, ATHeeHeee
I'm beggin of you, please don't hog our men
AT, AT, AT, ATHeeHeee
Please don't hog them, just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare,
With those blue eyes and awesome hair,
You're one of us but we're all turning green...
Your smile is like a breath of spring,
Your voice is soft like summer rain,
And we can not compete with you AT
Joe posts your pics when we're asleep,
And there's nothin' we can do to keep
From cryin' when they pose with you, AT...
But we can easily understand
How you could easily love our men,
But you don't know what they mean to us, AT
AT, AT, AT, ATHeeHeee
I'm beggin of you, please don't hog our men.
AT, AT, AT, ATHeeHeee
Please don't hog them, just because you cahahahahaaaan.
You can have the choice of men
but we could never love again.
They're the only ones for us AT..
We had to have this talk with you, our happiness depends on you
and whatever you decide to do AT...
AT, AT, ATHeeHeee
I'm beggin of you, please don't hog our men.
AT, AT, AT, ATHeeHeee
Please don't hog them, even though you can.
...Come to think of it...
''Nadine'' fits in the lyrics too!
1. Bouncing. Bouncing is a must. Don't worry, half of us will encourage you to bounce without restraint but the other half will remind you of some very important safety rules like scattering cushions and wearing your bunny helmet. Nad will provide you with a full safety demonstration on how to properly afix said helmet to your head.
2. Huggling. We do that. Lots of it. Huggling makes us feel warm and fuzzy, especially squishy huggling. If you're not a touchy feely person, try building up to it with a few simple hugs.
3. Jumping inside Martin's jacket. To be fair, only members who names start with a J and end in an E but have an UMBLE in the middle are really allowed to snuggle in said jacket. But the rest of us watch and get excited about it anyway.
4. 69 posts positively absolutely HAVE to be made in this thread. You get goodies if you do. *nods*
6. Post PTB spam. Do this often. Amanda is a PTB, RDA isn't. We're working on that though.
7. On Wednesdays, post as much RDA thunk/art as you can find. It's tease Jumble day so it's Allowed.
8. Nekkid run through the thread at every opportunity. It's very liberating.
9. Be nice to each other. Seriously, really be nice to each other.
10. Ignore the heck out of #s 1 to 8 if you like. Respect # 9. Which is easy when everyone here is so Awsome!!!
Your words touch me deeply
Just like your hand and eyes
I'm hiding from a distance
I've got to pay the price
Defending all against it
I really don't know why
I'm obsessed with all your secrets
You always make me cry
Your absence sure does hurt me
no matter what I do
I start to smile and giggle
when somebody mentions wood...
I've learned to Happy Dance
And I swear you'll experience that someday.
I'm sitting down here but hey, you can't see me
Kinda invisible, you don't sense my stay
Not really hiding, not like a shadow
Just thought I would join you for one day
I'm sitting down here but hey, you can't see me
I'm trying to avoid you
But I wanna hear your voice
listening to your comments oh so often
I don't really have a choice
You're talking like you know me
And wanna be my friend
I wrote you very much now
But I'll try it once again
You may think that I'm a loser
But I don't really care
You think that I'm in Holland
But you should beware
Cause I've learned to Happy Dance
And I swear you'll experience that someday
I'm sitting down here but hey, you can't see me
Kinda invisible, you don't sense my stay
Not really hiding, not like a shadow
Just thought I would join you for one day
I'm sitting down here but hey, you can't see me
Kinda invisible, you don't sense my stay
Not really hiding, not like a shadow
But sure I would join you for one day
Your absence sure does hurt me
no matter what I do
I start to smile and giggle
when somebody mentions wood...
I've learned to Happy Dance
And I swear you'll experience that someday.
Hakuna Martinta!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Martinta!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Martinta!
Jumble: Why, when I was a young WooHoo... Nad:...When I was a young Wooooo Hoooooooooooooooooo!!! Jann: Very nice. Nad: Thanks! Josi: I found PTB had a certain appeal LJ: ...They made me squee run nekkid and the love was real Joe M: I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned Jasmina: And it hurt that my friends run nekkid, in the wind... Amanda: And oh, the shame! Cags: She was ashamed! Martin: ...Thought of changin' my name... TPI: Oh, what's in a name? Wendy: And I screamed like a kid Brad: How did you feel? LJ: ...Everytime I ran... Coopie: LJ! Not in front of the kids! LJ:Oh... sorry.
*blinks*
Hakuna Martinta!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Martinta!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
For the rest of our days
It's our problem-free
philosophy...
Hakuna Martinta!
Goodness, imagine how naughty we leftover Woohoos can be in February without the AT5 Woohoos...
...we might make a shrine to Joe...Luvnjack will be our fearless leader and we shall create....er...more anarchy than usual! (is the anarchy of anarchy order? Who knows, maybe when you all come back, there will be alphabetized book shelves and named undies in here)
Muahahahahahaha!! We shall overrun the thread with snarkiness and Joe love!! And little PDL thunk on the side!
*looks at clock* Yes, its' the end of a veeeerrrrrry long week!
Ok, this is going to be awesome!!!
*huggles Cags*
I'm enjoying the trip down memory lane Jumble, I think I should try and write one of those
I went to a party last night, it was great!! I danced like crazy and chatted quite a bit
I do not drink but there was plenty of alcohol, some people were a little bit tipsy which is always fun
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