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Originally posted by Jade Xianghua View PostI really should be afraid of dogs, but I'm not. Almost got my hand bitten off by an Alsatian. It was a warm sunny day (for once in Scotland), the family was having a barbeque. So I have a hamburger and I'm leaning over the fence with the burger in hand talking away to a friend of mine when this Alsatian runs up out of the blue and bites my hand with the hamburger in it! It steals it out of my hand and I had to quickly slide my hand out it's mouth before it decided to snack on my hand as well. To this day, I just really don't like Alsatians... and snakes, but that's because I watched some jungle film when I was younger and some kid got swallowed up by an Anaconda.
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Originally posted by Ruffles View PostPlease do. You can start with Brummie.
Spoiler:(original name was Bremingham, Brem being the family wot founded it, Ing being olde english for family, ham olde english for home. Name got misspelled over the years to create Brummagem, then Birmingham)
These are a few that i tend to use
Ackers = Money
Any road up = anyhow, anyway
Baygoona = Not going to.
Blarting = Crying..lots of tears
Bosting = Terrific, excellent, fantastic etc.
Bug Hutch = The local Cinema
Buzz = Bus a form of public transport (god i hate this one)
Canting = Talking
Cob = bread roll (amazingly, had to explain this one to boyfy and bro's gilrfriend! Both southerners though)
Cut = Canal
Fizzog = Face
Guzzunda = (LOVE this one) Bed pan used in old days when the loo was outside "The pot guzzunda (goes under) the bed"
Mardy = a miserable mood, grumpy
Strides = Trousers
Wooden hill = Stairs
Well I'll go to the top of our stairs = What a surprise
Black uvva Bill's Muvva's = Black over Bill's Mothers = I.e. storm clouds in the distance"
You gotta face like a bulldog chewing a wasp = You are looking annoyed
Around the Wrekin = going for miles and getting nowhere
Shut yer gob, there's a bus coming = Your mouth is too large.
You want coal cracking on your head = Stupid boy.
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Originally posted by Squonk View PostA Brummie is someone from Birmingham, which is known locally as Brummagem
Spoiler:(original name was Bremingham, Brem being the family wot founded it, Ing being olde english for family, ham olde english for home. Name got misspelled over the years to create Brummagem, then Birmingham)
These are a few that i tend to use
Ackers = Money
Any road up = anyhow, anyway
Baygoona = Not going to.
Blarting = Crying..lots of tears
Bosting = Terrific, excellent, fantastic etc.
Bug Hutch = The local Cinema
Buzz = Bus a form of public transport (god i hate this one)
Canting = Talking
Cob = bread roll (amazingly, had to explain this one to boyfy and bro's gilrfriend! Both southerners though)
Cut = Canal
Fizzog = Face
Guzzunda = (LOVE this one) Bed pan used in old days when the loo was outside "The pot guzzunda (goes under) the bed"
Mardy = a miserable mood, grumpy
Strides = Trousers
Wooden hill = Stairs
Well I'll go to the top of our stairs = What a surprise
Black uvva Bill's Muvva's = Black over Bill's Mothers = I.e. storm clouds in the distance"
You gotta face like a bulldog chewing a wasp = You are looking annoyed
Around the Wrekin = going for miles and getting nowhere
Shut yer gob, there's a bus coming = Your mouth is too large.
You want coal cracking on your head = Stupid boy.
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Originally posted by Ruffles View PostROFLMAO!! *note to self: bring a translator on next trip to Britain* Those are hilarious. I'm keeping the "shut your gob, there's a bus coming" for a special occasion. *wipes tears from eyes*
Ooo, missed my favourite. This has got to be the best ever response to a request to do something. Instead of saying "i ain't doing it", we simply say "A."
Gotta respect laziness like that!
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Originally posted by Ruffles View PostROFLMAO!! *note to self: bring a translator on next trip to Britain* Those are hilarious. I'm keeping the "shut your gob, there's a bus coming" for a special occasion. *wipes tears from eyes*
OTness:
Spoiler:My mum used to have an awesome book (printed in Liverpool in the 60s) called "Lern yerself Scouse" (Scouse is also used as the name for the Liverpool accent). It was a hilarious book with loads of Scouse phrases etc with very posh English "translations".
One of my favourites was:
Scouse: Booggerroff!
Translation: No, thank you. Please depart.
The best section however was called "At the footie" (At the football match), and included such gems as:
Scouse: Ere's your leg back mate!
Translation: You are kicking too wildly.
Scouse: Hit him with yer handbag!
Translation: You must tackle him more forcibly.
Scouse: Pull his leg off and hit him with the soggy end!
Translation: You must tackle him more forcibly.
(My dad actually used to say that last one! )sigpic
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Hi whumpers. How's everyone? Just a quick flyby.
Originally posted by Linzi View PostSheppyD and I have been discussing this piccie posted by Kangamoo in the thunk thread. A friend sent it to her, she doesn't know where it came from.
Now, some were speculating it's from The Ark. But, SheppyD and I don't think so, because if you zoom in, Sheppard clearly has, spoilered for possible season 4 whumpageSpoiler:a cut on his lip. We've compared hair and sideburns and beard growth to piccies from the Ark and they don't match. So, we think it's possible this is a season 4 photo. Goodness knows how. We've been through all the season 3 eppies with the new uniform in it and this doesn't match any episode.
Here's the link to the photo in the JFT. What do you guys think?
http://forum.gateworld.net/showpost....ostcount=74332Spoiler:That picture looks like it's from S4. I know you have already been talking about it, but the hair looks different for sure and the set looks like it's from Travelers
Originally posted by Alipeeps View PostIt certainly looks in this picture likeSpoiler:Sheppard is kinda "sneaking" around... it looks like he's holding a weapon of some sort in his hands, just out of shot, and is cautiously checking around a corner before proceeding.... and he's doing all of this without a tac vest and without a P90.
And in Travelers he's a prisoner (so they would take away his tac vest and weapons (if he'd been wearing them in the jumper) and if he were to escape, or be trying to escape, then he'd be skulking around like this....
I'm definitely thinking more and more that this is a pic from Travelers!! *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!*
The only bummer is that, if it is, it suggests that, once again, Sheppard is going to be saving himself/escaping etc.Spoiler:Hopefully as it was already stated he will escape and be recaptured again.
Originally posted by caty View PostWhat is all this about aSpoiler:sore jaw??? have I missed some important whumpy details????
Originally posted by Jade Xianghua View Post...*delurks* Hiya everyone! Mind if this whumpage loving fanfic writer joins teh thread?
Originally posted by Linzi View PostThis is a little OT. But I don't think I told you guys what happened the other day, did I? I was taking my dad for his usual round of blood tests, and he's got a new wheelchair. It has a padded cushion seat which is removable. My mum put it in its plastic wrapper in the back of the car, on the seat, and we went on our merry way. When we got there she lifted the cushion and bag off the seat, and literally hundreds of little spiders ran out everywhere. There must have been a nest in the bag from the factory where it was stored. I still am getting spiders in there now, despite us cleaning it out 3 times, with a few yelps as we did it. It was so disgusting and frightening, and would happen in my damn car! Urrrrggh!!!
Well off to to the doc. Looking forward to the ark tonight.sigpic
Rotating SIGs by Pegasus_SGA&AVI by *ERIKA*
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Hiya!! *waves wildly!!*
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! for the new pic! It definitely looks like it could be from T! I do hopeSpoiler:that split lip isn't the only whump we'll get though!
Originally posted by Jade Xianghua View Post...*delurks* Hiya everyone! Mind if this whumpage loving fanfic writer joins teh thread?
Originally posted by Elinor View PostHeh! I'm calling it 'The Bodacious Black Shirt of Rolled Up Sleevy Goodness'!!
Originally posted by Ruffles View PostI agree with you here, Roo.Spoiler:It doesn't look like bruising to me either. And I find that he is rarely stubble free. If it is from T, perhaps this is from the beginning of the ep. His uniform looks awfully wrinkle-free for someone that's been captive several days.
Originally posted by Linzi View PostGod, I hate spiders! *shudder*
Originally posted by Linzi View PostThis is a little OT. But I don't think I told you guys what happened the other day, did I? I was taking my dad for his usual round of blood tests, and he's got a new wheelchair. It has a padded cushion seat which is removable. My mum put it in its plastic wrapper in the back of the car, on the seat, and we went on our merry way. When we got there she lifted the cushion and bag off the seat, and literally hundreds of little spiders ran out everywhere. There must have been a nest in the bag from the factory where it was stored. I still am getting spiders in there now, despite us cleaning it out 3 times, with a few yelps as we did it. It was so disgusting and frightening, and would happen in my damn car! Urrrrggh!!!
Originally posted by Rootortoise View Postwell joe does have a family who he no doubt wants to spend lots of time with, no offence to DH or JM but they dont have 3 young kids to look after....plus i dont blame him being scared of the net, he might come across us nutters
Originally posted by Jade Xianghua View PostUgh, spiders. I'm not that scared of them myself. It's wasps that get me. I hate hate HATE wasps. Especially when they buzz near my ears >_<
Originally posted by Squonk View PostAck!! I had one in my towel once, i thought i was going to have heart attack.
In my home town, this guy had a car imported and delivered. As he sat in it and jiggled the gear stick, a load of spiders came scurrying out. Course he leaps out and calls the RSPCA cos they're probably foreign spiders.
And they were!!
The local zoo now has a healthy collection of Funnel Web spiders on display.
Originally posted by Squonk View PostA Brummie is someone from Birmingham, which is known locally as Brummagem
Spoiler:(original name was Bremingham, Brem being the family wot founded it, Ing being olde english for family, ham olde english for home. Name got misspelled over the years to create Brummagem, then Birmingham)
These are a few that i tend to use
Ackers = Money
Any road up = anyhow, anyway
Baygoona = Not going to.
Blarting = Crying..lots of tears
Bosting = Terrific, excellent, fantastic etc.
Bug Hutch = The local Cinema
Buzz = Bus a form of public transport (god i hate this one)
Canting = Talking
Cob = bread roll (amazingly, had to explain this one to boyfy and bro's gilrfriend! Both southerners though)
Cut = Canal
Fizzog = Face
Guzzunda = (LOVE this one) Bed pan used in old days when the loo was outside "The pot guzzunda (goes under) the bed"
Mardy = a miserable mood, grumpy
Strides = Trousers
Wooden hill = Stairs
Well I'll go to the top of our stairs = What a surprise
Black uvva Bill's Muvva's = Black over Bill's Mothers = I.e. storm clouds in the distance"
You gotta face like a bulldog chewing a wasp = You are looking annoyed
Around the Wrekin = going for miles and getting nowhere
Shut yer gob, there's a bus coming = Your mouth is too large.
You want coal cracking on your head = Stupid boy.
Originally posted by Alipeeps View PostI love colloquialisms...
OTness:
Spoiler:My mum used to have an awesome book (printed in Liverpool in the 60s) called "Lern yerself Scouse" (Scouse is also used as the name for the Liverpool accent). It was a hilarious book with loads of Scouse phrases etc with very posh English "translations".
One of my favourites was:
Scouse: Booggerroff!
Translation: No, thank you. Please depart.
The best section however was called "At the footie" (At the football match), and included such gems as:
Scouse: Ere's your leg back mate!
Translation: You are kicking too wildly.
Scouse: Hit him with yer handbag!
Translation: You must tackle him more forcibly.
Scouse: Pull his leg off and hit him with the soggy end!
Translation: You must tackle him more forcibly.
(My dad actually used to say that last one! )
Thanks to the lovely Pegasus SGA for the awesome sig!
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Originally posted by sherryw View PostWelcome Jade. It's nice having you here.
Originally posted by Tristen View PostHiya!! *waves wildly!!*
Welcome to the thread, Jade! I'm sure you'll love it here Do you have a link to your fics, by any chance?
Oh yes. I hate spiders, and I hate wasps! A few years ago I was home alone for 3 weeks when my parents were on vacation, and in the second week I brought the clean laundry up to my dad's room, opened the door, and slammed it shut almost instantly: there were dozens and dozens of wasps flying and crawling around the room. I was absolutely terrified! Turns out there was a nest in there.
Yup, I've got a link to my ff.net profile;
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/851651/
So far I've only got my old Atlantis stuff up from a year ago, but I'm working on more so they'll be up there in future
Gah! Wasp nests! Those are the worst. We had a wasp nest in our attic once... I'd always leave the house whenever the parents went up to try and take care of it. Also when I was younger I had a habit of locking myself in rooms alot in the summer time because of wasps. I was daft then. I'm not so scared anymore, now I'm only really scared of them when I'm in an enclosed space where I can't get away from it. Like in a car.Lonk the Sane: My job? Taking care of crazies like you. Making sure you don't go and hurt yourselves with your deviant powers. And cookies, I make cookies.
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Originally posted by Tristen View PostOh yes. I hate spiders, and I hate wasps! A few years ago I was home alone for 3 weeks when my parents were on vacation, and in the second week I brought the clean laundry up to my dad's room, opened the door, and slammed it shut almost instantly: there were dozens and dozens of wasps flying and crawling around the room. I was absolutely terrified! Turns out there was a nest in there.
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Originally posted by Squonk View PostA Brummie is someone from Birmingham, which is known locally as Brummagem
Spoiler:(original name was Bremingham, Brem being the family wot founded it, Ing being olde english for family, ham olde english for home. Name got misspelled over the years to create Brummagem, then Birmingham)
These are a few that i tend to use
Ackers = Money
Any road up = anyhow, anyway
Baygoona = Not going to.
Blarting = Crying..lots of tears
Bosting = Terrific, excellent, fantastic etc.
Bug Hutch = The local Cinema
Buzz = Bus a form of public transport (god i hate this one)
Canting = Talking
Cob = bread roll (amazingly, had to explain this one to boyfy and bro's gilrfriend! Both southerners though)
Cut = Canal
Fizzog = Face
Guzzunda = (LOVE this one) Bed pan used in old days when the loo was outside "The pot guzzunda (goes under) the bed"
Mardy = a miserable mood, grumpy
Strides = Trousers
Wooden hill = Stairs
Well I'll go to the top of our stairs = What a surprise
Black uvva Bill's Muvva's = Black over Bill's Mothers = I.e. storm clouds in the distance"
You gotta face like a bulldog chewing a wasp = You are looking annoyed
Around the Wrekin = going for miles and getting nowhere
Shut yer gob, there's a bus coming = Your mouth is too large.
You want coal cracking on your head = Stupid boy.
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OMG, I can't believe I have missed the most fantastic Squeetastic Squeefest in ages because of stupid sodding, god damn work!!!! its not fair...anyway...
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I totally agreeSpoiler:Its gotta be a S4 pic, I can't find anythign with that shirt and a cut lip and his hair is definitely shorter. Before I read all peoples speculation on here, I was leaning more to it being from DG because I thought it looked he was hiding and thought maybe it was Shep hiding from his team because they thoguth he was evil shep, but yeah it probably is Travelers. i am so excited for S4 it has brought all my squee back and if it turns out not to be a s4 pic, which I can't see it being anything else, its renewed the squee which is unreal!!!
Originally posted by Linzi View PostListy, I've sent you a pm!
Originally posted by Linzi View PostI feel cheered as well. May I also just add that, spoilers for SGA season 4, woo hoo!Spoiler:that Sheppy looks extremely attractive a little roughed up!!!!
WHUMP THUNK!!!!!
Originally posted by Jade Xianghua View Post...*delurks* Hiya everyone! Mind if this whumpage loving fanfic writer joins teh thread?
Originally posted by Squonk View PostGod i'm totally the same! I found a huge bruise on my leg this morning - no idea how i got it. And i managed to cut my finger slicing cucumber and didn't even notice till i got to work!
But a cold knocks me for six!! (well they do ever since the glandular fever ten years ago. )
Originally posted by Linzi View PostOh yeah, COME BACK SHEPPYD!!!!! I MISS YOU!!!!!
Originally posted by Linzi View PostThis is a little OT. But I don't think I told you guys what happened the other day, did I? I was taking my dad for his usual round of blood tests, and he's got a new wheelchair. It has a padded cushion seat which is removable. My mum put it in its plastic wrapper in the back of the car, on the seat, and we went on our merry way. When we got there she lifted the cushion and bag off the seat, and literally hundreds of little spiders ran out everywhere. There must have been a nest in the bag from the factory where it was stored. I still am getting spiders in there now, despite us cleaning it out 3 times, with a few yelps as we did it. It was so disgusting and frightening, and would happen in my damn car! Urrrrggh!!!
Originally posted by Rootortoise View Posti dont have a problem with snakes for some reason, but i used to be terrified of dogs because of a bad experience when i was younger with one.....im not too bad these days though thank god... unfortunately my fear for spiders is my number 1 fear these days.
Oh yeah and did I say
Spoiler:SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Originally posted by Jade Xianghua View PostThank ya!
Thanks!
Yup, I've got a link to my ff.net profile;
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/851651/
So far I've only got my old Atlantis stuff up from a year ago, but I'm working on more so they'll be up there in future
Gah! Wasp nests! Those are the worst. We had a wasp nest in our attic once... I'd always leave the house whenever the parents went up to try and take care of it. Also when I was younger I had a habit of locking myself in rooms alot in the summer time because of wasps. I was daft then. I'm not so scared anymore, now I'm only really scared of them when I'm in an enclosed space where I can't get away from it. Like in a car.
Originally posted by PuddleJumper42 View PostYikes! Wasps are nasty, but spiders? If I can see them, I start freaking out. Doesn't matter how far away they are. My brother likes to taunt me about it and sometimes he'll leave the body where I can see it. (I usually make him squish them because I refuse to get that close to the evil things.)
Thanks to the lovely Pegasus SGA for the awesome sig!
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