John Sheppard Whump

[knocknashee]

I swear, girl - you start pulling rank on me an i'm gonna loose it. I've Sooo had enough of that for one day already.

I mean, really - i come here for abit of R&R, a little down time, Shep oogling, Ya know? And yet i'm denied these simple pleasures!

You are cruel and unkind, and you mock my spelling.

I'm telling Shep on you, so there!

*mocks* Awww...you're telling Shep...so scared! What's he gonna do? Put me over his knee and spank me? Yes please!

[VonKnibble]

S: "Now, Beanie, you know i love all my thunkers just the same"
VK: *hiding behind shep and sticking tongue out a Beanie* "Yeah.. told you! He loves me! me! me! hahahahaha"
B: "Hey! It was only a bit of fun!"
VK: "You were mean and rude and..and..and Mean!"
B: "Well you're just stupid! *Chants..* Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"
VK: "Right! Thats it, i ain't takin' any more of this....c'mere you..........."
B: "Oh right, well - you know what they say...can't stand the heat...."
S: "Ladies! Ladies please..no need to fight over me.....Oh, wait, what am i saying? yes there is....*settles back to enjoy the show..*
*Beanie & VK look at each other...*
B: " Did you hear that?!"
VK: "I know! the cheek of it..."
B: "Right, he's sooo gonna pay for that....."

[VonKnibble]

As much as i would love to stay in the sand pit and play with the kiddies...I unfortunately have a flight to catch.....i'll have to continue this latest saga another time....

Night all

[knocknashee]

S: "Now, Beanie, you know i love all my thunkers just the same"
VK: *hiding behind shep and sticking tongue out a Beanie* "Yeah.. told you! He loves me! me! me! hahahahaha"
B: "Hey! It was only a bit of fun!"
VK: "You were mean and rude and..and..and Mean!"
B: "Well you're just stupid! *Chants..* Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"
VK: "Right! Thats it, i ain't takin' any more of this....c'mere you..........."
B: "Oh right, well - you know what they say...can't stand the heat...."
S: "Ladies! Ladies please..no need to fight over me.....Oh, wait, what am i saying? yes there is....*settles back to enjoy the show..*
*Beanie & VK look at each other...*
B: " Did you hear that?!"
VK: "I know! the cheek of it..."
B: "Right, he's sooo gonna pay for that....."

Ooooh! John Sheppard! More empty promises I see!!!

*Grabs whip and furry handcuffs*

And I still have *that* pet in the bottom of my closet...

[Merentha]

ROFL... Beanie and VK, you two are cracking me up!

Em, here's the fic for you to read! Tomcatter, that was excellent! *wants moooore... mooooooooore!!* It must be good to make me feel mushy over Shep/Weir because I'm not a shipper.

Lol, only one Shep whump fic so far, with a sequel on the way. I posted a link to it over at the Shep thunk thread, but since you can never have too much whumpage... Strange Bedfellows

I think most people have read it already, lol. Plot bunnies aren't being nice, so the sequel is slow to develop. Maybe I'll be inspired, who knows?

[prion]

i COULDN'T agree more!!! shep walking away after being thrown probly 20 feet through the air (give or take... only seen that ep once ) and SHOT and otherwise fighting for his life was the BIGGEST cop out of the season as far as i'm concerned!!! *still a bit bitter*


... and what's this about whump fics?? is this what mer killed her eyes on?? *goes to check this out*

Oh my, you need to get out more! Here are links to a whole bunch of "Defiant One" fanfics that addressed that issue....

15 Hours
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2186385/1/

Aftermath
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2161858/1/

Beyond What's Seen
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2244337/1/

Blame
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2394934/1/

The Changed One
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2138662/1/

The Comforting ONe
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2243452/1/

Count as Lost
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2247498/1/

Intuition (shippish)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2239485/1/

Maybe (shippish)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2241826/1/

Scientist, Wraith Killer, Space Pilot
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2242265/1/

Science and Progress
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2354085/1/

Searching
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2170920/1/

Shift Change
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2294076/1/

You Just Can't Walk Away
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2291283/1/

And...............here's a brand-new just-finished whumping fic:

New Stargate: Atlantis story...

Title: I'VE GOT YOU UNDER MY SKIN
Genre: Drama/Angst/major whumping and some humor.
Summary: The team investigates an energy source on another world, but the situation goes awry when Sheppard and Zelenka, the latter taking over for an injured McKay, find themselves trapped on that world, facing an enemy potentially even worse than the Wraith. McKay's there, too, and Beckett, the whole gangs! COMPLETE

URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2459707/1/

[emily_reich]

well, fan fics or not... defiant one was STILL a cop out

but weeeeeeeeeeeee!!! so many fics! so little time!! ok, which ones are the BEST ones??

[Celestial]

*clears throat and looks pointedly at own signature..*

Get in the que, Honey

Yeah, behind moi...

Sorry ladies. My bad Currently have my Sig off as my connection is severely slow.
But I'd be more than happy to wait in line as long as I can give some of my TLC away That is when you have finished fighting over Shep

[Alaskhah]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b184/VonKnibble/103_18.jpg

S: "Now, Beanie, you know i love all my thunkers just the same"
VK: *hiding behind shep and sticking tongue out a Beanie* "Yeah.. told you! He loves me! me! me! hahahahaha"
B: "Hey! It was only a bit of fun!"
VK: "You were mean and rude and..and..and Mean!"
B: "Well you're just stupid! *Chants..* Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"
VK: "Right! Thats it, i ain't takin' any more of this....c'mere you..........."
B: "Oh right, well - you know what they say...can't stand the heat...."
S: "Ladies! Ladies please..no need to fight over me.....Oh, wait, what am i saying? yes there is....*settles back to enjoy the show..*
*Beanie & VK look at each other...*
B: " Did you hear that?!"
VK: "I know! the cheek of it..."
B: "Right, he's sooo gonna pay for that....."

Ah... finally back on track. This is the *Shep* whump thread, not the
Shep *thunker* whump thread (although, that's an idea...).

S: You gotta hide me! I've ticked off the whumpers again.
T: Perhaps if you would think before speaking, you would not find yourself in these situations, Major Sheppard

[prion]

well, fan fics or not... defiant one was STILL a cop out

but weeeeeeeeeeeee!!! so many fics! so little time!! ok, which ones are the BEST ones??

Ack, that's hard to say as it matters what you like! Just go alphabetically then?

[Elinor]

And...............here's a brand-new just-finished whumping fic:

New Stargate: Atlantis story...

Title: I'VE GOT YOU UNDER MY SKIN
Genre: Drama/Angst/major whumping and some humor.
Summary: The team investigates an energy source on another world, but the situation goes awry when Sheppard and Zelenka, the latter taking over for an injured McKay, find themselves trapped on that world, facing an enemy potentially even worse than the Wraith. McKay's there, too, and Beckett, the whole gangs! COMPLETE

URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2459707/1/

Thanks a bunch for the link for this one Prion! Had some time off this morn' and read that right the way through! Just when you think he can't be whumped any more.... well.... he gets whumped again!! Great stuff!

[Tomcatter]

It must be good to make me feel mushy over Shep/Weir because I'm not a shipper.

Haha, us shippers will convert you yet! But that's for another thread....

[VonKnibble]

Ooooh! John Sheppard! More empty promises I see!!!

*Grabs whip and furry handcuffs*

And I still have *that* pet in the bottom of my closet...

S: "Hey! Whoa there....I'm sorry Ladies, it was just a bit of fun!"
B: "Yeah. Right. You men...all the sames.." *sighs deeply*
VK: "Beanie, i think you had it right. I mean.. if Shep can have his fun with us...then we can have our fun with him, right?"
B: "This is very true....VK? Hold him down..." *Advances with whip and furry handcuffs..*
VK: "It would be my pleasure..."
S: "Noooooooooo.............."

[Celestial]

Though I'm not into Shep whumpping, I though I might contribute this for those who like seeing Shep whumpped It's from the movie Birds of Prey.

Damn, [email protected], get your hands off of our JF

[Merentha]

Damn, [email protected], get your hands off of our JF

Oh, that's IT! I'm borrowing one of Shep's BIG GUNS to take her down!! Well, after he gets whumped a leeeettle bit more...