John Sheppard Whump

[taffy rose]

CONGRATULATIONS LISTY


Kimberly

[sherryw]

Wow only 2 pages to catch up. Where's all the squee? Hello???

Congrats on 3200, Listy!!

Rhymer, that was another priceless bit of fun! thank you

Wow, only just over two pages in here today. Y'all have been quiet.

Has anyone seen Ali or Pilgrim Soul? It's been several days, at least, since they were here. And, Salty?

I've been in touch with Salty and RL has been hectic. She's also getting ready for her Disney Cruise. I believe she's leaving this weekend. I know I saw her lurking yesterday. Maybe she'll stop by and say hey.

[pisces27]

re. that April Fool's "spoiler", perhaps a short fic might make people feel better:

(no spoilers, just length)

Spoiler:

"Hurry up!" Sheppard had never seen Rodney look so urgent. "To the Gate Room. We've got to get revenge."

"Justice," Ronon corrected him. "You told me you guys don't like to call it revenge."

"Revenge," Rodney said grimly. "Believe me, what these people have done... No punishment is too dreadful."

"What did they do, Rodney?" Teyla asked, hefting her P90.

"They... They..." Rodney was clearly struggling with emotion. "They... toyed with the Shep Whumpers," he blurted out. "Fed them news of spectacular whump, then said it was all a joke. They laughed."

Ronon turned pale with fury. "They what? Let me at them!"

"I'm with you, big guy," Sheppard said. "We need to make such an example of these... these..." His vocabulary gave up and refused to supply a word strong enough.

He remembered when he had feared the Shep Whumpers, but over the years they had become almost like old friends. Better the devil you know, and all that. Okay, so the hellish agony that consumed him ninety percent of the time was a little vexing, but at least they respected him. They never humiliated him - well, apart from their habit of taking all his clothes off underneath infirmary blankets - and they always allowed him to triumph over the odds, which did wonders for the ego. Admittedly, it was slightly inconvenient when triumphing over the odds involved 48 days stranded in the wilderness subsisting on bugs, trying to fight the temptation to gnaw his own arm off, but it was the thought that counted.

Besides, they made life interesting. Even simple things, like patting a fluffy kitten or taking a bite from a slice of chocolate cake or putting on socks, had a habit of turning turning into hellish agony. You never knew quite when it would happen. Whenever you eyed something like a place mat and thought there was no way on earth even one of the Shep Whumpers could use it to inflict hellish agony on you, they proved you wrong.

Best of all, they always ensured that his team would gather around him afterwards, and he always drifted back to consciousness to the sound of them saying how worried they were and wondering how they could possibly live without him. It was all quite gratifying. Sometimes they even let him have friendly snuggles, and stoic but fuzzy male bonding.

"Let's go," he said grimly. "Let's teach them a lesson that no-one in the universe will ever forget. No-one, I repeat no-one, toys with the Shep Whumpers."

His team nodded, united by their noble cause, and they set out to unleash righteous vengeance.

LMAO! that was priceless.


Congrats on 3200 Listy!!

[fuchsia]

Here's a puzzle you might enjoy...

http://www.jigzone.com/puzzles/DB138...mm:jpg)"/></a>

[Lorr]

Thanks for the update, Pocus and Sherry. I knew that, but my brain is a bit of a sieve, so just didn't remember. I need to get over to LJ more.

Cute puzzle, fuchsia! thanks

I think it's dinner time for me. be back later!

[sherryw]

Here's a puzzle you might enjoy...

http://www.jigzone.com/puzzles/DB138...mm:jpg)"/></a>

That was fun.

[Ruffles]

Fic rec: Sibling Rivalry by liketheriverrun. Admittedly not whump, but so worth reading. You may whump yourself laughing.

[sherryw]

OT

Spoiler:

Did anyone see this week's TV guide? Under WMC they have a mention of JF in there. Just thought I'd pass that along to anyone that wanted to know.

[taffy rose]

This video is freaking funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaYAH...eature=related
Not sure where to post it per se but it includes Shep so LOL !!
If it is inappropiate for this furum I'm sorry as I do not want to offend anyone and no I'm not into the slashing but I had to laugh watching this LOL !!

Kimberly

[bandcat]

Here's a puzzle you might enjoy...

http://www.jigzone.com/puzzles/DB138...mm:jpg)"/></a>

Yes I did enjoy that !!! thanks

[bandcat]

This video is freaking funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaYAH...eature=related
Not sure where to post it per se but it includes Shep so LOL !!
If it is inappropiate for this furum I'm sorry as I do not want to offend anyone and no I'm not into the slashing but I had to laugh watching this LOL !!

Kimberly

I'm still laighing from that one thanks for the link

[SanGate]

Here's a puzzle you might enjoy...

http://www.jigzone.com/puzzles/DB138...mm:jpg)"/></a>

I did it! That was fun. Thanks for the link fuchsia!

This video is freaking funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaYAH...eature=related
Not sure where to post it per se but it includes Shep so LOL !!
If it is inappropiate for this furum I'm sorry as I do not want to offend anyone and no I'm not into the slashing but I had to laugh watching this LOL !!

Kimberly

That was funny Kimberly Thanks for posting that link. Very naughty indeed , but still fun!

[Linzi]

OT

Spoiler:

Did anyone see this week's TV guide? Under WMC they have a mention of JF in there. Just thought I'd pass that along to anyone that wanted to know.

What did it say, Sherry? Or was it just a passing mention?

Fic rec: Sibling Rivalry by liketheriverrun. Admittedly not whump, but so worth reading. You may whump yourself laughing.

Great read. Thanks for the rec!

Here's a puzzle you might enjoy...

http://www.jigzone.com/puzzles/DB138...mm:jpg)"/></a>

Thanks for that. I enjoyed doing it!

LMAO! that was priceless.


Congrats on 3200 Listy!!

Ditto! Congrats Listy!

[Pocus]

Here's a puzzle you might enjoy...

http://www.jigzone.com/puzzles/DB138...mm:jpg)"/></a>

I love jigzone. I used to play there often. I forgot you can make your own. Hmm, might have to play with that idea now. Thanks for posting the link.

[*Erika*]

Here's a puzzle you might enjoy...

http://www.jigzone.com/puzzles/DB138...mm:jpg)"/></a>

That was nice. I need more time to play...



It's such a cloudy and wet day today.... makes me not want to work...

How's whumpland today? Whumpy I hope. For Shep, of couse. Not the whumpers.