Hehe, had too much fun going through Unencyclopedia :
And this, LOL :
Stargate Atlantis is the mostly fictional child TV series of real life undeniably factual mommy show Star Gate that chronicles the adventures of hapless members of the US military and random world scientists in space. Led by the visually offensive Dr. Elizabeth Weir, they find themselves a billion million miles away from Earth in the lost city of Atlantis. The city is underwater, but then it's not. And then it's in space. Hurray.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir, a civilian leader who speaks a billion languages and uses her skilled tongue on all members of the expedition. Used to be blond but is now a brunette.
Played by CanadianCommunist Cylon stripper, Torri Higginson.
Major/Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard, whom all the alien chicks dig 'cause of his special genes (Wraith chicks not so much because he is skinny food). Shep's ability to nail any space bimbo in a 50 light year radius, marks him as clearly being a descendant of the infamous James T. Kirk. Sheppard excels at shooting, leaning on things and annoying Dr. Rodney McKay as much as possible. Considerable speculation has led many to the conclusion that Sheppard's Hair is a totally sentient life-form in and of itself. Some feel The Hair should have its own spin-off series. Despite only knowing how to fly helicopters, he managed to learn how to fly the F-302 Space Fighter in the 8 weeks it took to come back from Dakara in Season 54. Is well versed in Cool.
Played by known Rebel Sympathizer, Joe Flanigan.
You can read the rest yourself, lol
Dr. Elizabeth Weir, a civilian leader who speaks a billion languages and uses her skilled tongue on all members of the expedition. Used to be blond but is now a brunette.
Played by CanadianCommunist Cylon stripper, Torri Higginson.
Major/Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard, whom all the alien chicks dig 'cause of his special genes (Wraith chicks not so much because he is skinny food). Shep's ability to nail any space bimbo in a 50 light year radius, marks him as clearly being a descendant of the infamous James T. Kirk. Sheppard excels at shooting, leaning on things and annoying Dr. Rodney McKay as much as possible. Considerable speculation has led many to the conclusion that Sheppard's Hair is a totally sentient life-form in and of itself. Some feel The Hair should have its own spin-off series. Despite only knowing how to fly helicopters, he managed to learn how to fly the F-302 Space Fighter in the 8 weeks it took to come back from Dakara in Season 54. Is well versed in Cool.
Played by known Rebel Sympathizer, Joe Flanigan.
You can read the rest yourself, lol
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