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jel struts his way across the room, he slips on the floor and falls flat on his back. lying there he tries to get up but finds he can't move, the gravity has increased in the local area, he tries to get up again and finds he now weighs a full metric ton and can't even lift his fingers, the others hover over him and laugh while eating BLTs with EXTRA bacon and milkshakes with bacon in it, they tie a piece of bacon to a five ton chain and hover it just above his nose, he can smell it but even his tong weighs a good fifty pounds and can do nothing but cry ten pound tears and watch as the others get more BLTs, this time with extra, EXTRA, bacon.
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Originally posted by jelgate View Post*continues throwing rocks at the little ones*
Originally posted by epg20 View Postjel struts his way across the room, he slips on the floor and falls flat on his back. lying there he tries to get up but finds he can't move, the gravity has increased in the local area, he tries to get up again and finds he now weighs a full metric ton and can't even lift his fingers, the others hover over him and laugh while eating BLTs with EXTRA bacon and milkshakes with bacon in it, they tie a piece of bacon to a five ton chain and hover it just above his nose, he can smell it but even his tong weighs a good fifty pounds and can do nothing but cry ten pound tears and watch as the others get more BLTs, this time with extra, EXTRA, bacon.
*goes looking for goats*
*comes back with goats*CARPE DIEM
ANJA
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