Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

Its been a good day for me

[epg20]

jel struts his way across the room, he slips on the floor and falls flat on his back. lying there he tries to get up but finds he can't move, the gravity has increased in the local area, he tries to get up again and finds he now weighs a full metric ton and can't even lift his fingers, the others hover over him and laugh while eating BLTs with EXTRA bacon and milkshakes with bacon in it, they tie a piece of bacon to a five ton chain and hover it just above his nose, he can smell it but even his tong weighs a good fifty pounds and can do nothing but cry ten pound tears and watch as the others get more BLTs, this time with extra, EXTRA, bacon.

[Anja]

*continues throwing rocks at the little ones*

This is mean as well!

jel struts his way across the room, he slips on the floor and falls flat on his back. lying there he tries to get up but finds he can't move, the gravity has increased in the local area, he tries to get up again and finds he now weighs a full metric ton and can't even lift his fingers, the others hover over him and laugh while eating BLTs with EXTRA bacon and milkshakes with bacon in it, they tie a piece of bacon to a five ton chain and hover it just above his nose, he can smell it but even his tong weighs a good fifty pounds and can do nothing but cry ten pound tears and watch as the others get more BLTs, this time with extra, EXTRA, bacon.

No, you cannot do that to our Jellyboy - please, well, on second thought we should leave him like this for a while - get some goats and let's put salt on his naked feet (I recommend gas masks)!
*goes looking for goats*
*comes back with goats*

[jelgate]

*eats the goats*

[squirrely1]

*eats more BLT"s with extra bacon*

[jelgate]

*eats squirrel burgers*

[squirrely1]

*eats squirrel burgers*

*adds hot sauce* I'm helping.

[jelgate]

I've eaten spicer

[squirrely1]

*adds spam*. This will please epg

[jelgate]

But why would we want too?

[squirrely1]

everyone deserves to be happy in life ....even if it's for a microt

[jelgate]

Even you?

[Anja]

Even you?

Of course even her!
And me!

[jelgate]

You're a teacher. You should be happy of your cushy life

[squirrely1]

You do realize now you are fair game for us to rub you now about your cushy job.