Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

The denial must mean it's her

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Indeed..

[jelgate]

Nurse PH, prepare The Test

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*gets poking stick*

[jelgate]

Get all the sticks

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

All of them?

[jelgate]

Even the cream cheese stick

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*puts on hazmat suit*

[Anja]

May I politely ask if the sticks (all of them) are meant for me?
*looks for hiding place*
*looks for weapons*
*calls doggy*
I am prepared! You can come in now!
Hehehehehe...

[jelgate]

*puts on hazmat suit*

Will that be enough?

[Anja]

PH - a suit like this?

[squirrely1]

Ok what's the latest folks? *turns on the baconvision*

[jelgate]

Bacon is good for your soul. Spam is a carcinogen

[squirrely1]

Bacon is good for your soul. Spam is a carcinogen

Tell me something I don't know.

[jelgate]

Tell me something I don't know.

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