Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Anja]

Yay!!! *dances around* SQ is right!!

* joins in dancing*
We must stick together!

[jelgate]

*superglues them together*

Its what you wanted

[epg20]

Well that explains the dogs and cats living together and why its so dark out all day.....

that's not all, no matter how much bacon you eat, no matter the brand or where you get it from, it ALL tastes like spam...mwahaahaahaa..evilgrin0003.gif

[squirrely1]

*superglues them together*

Its what you wanted

*tries to dance and falls down*.

that's not all, no matter how much bacon you eat, no matter the brand or where you get it from, it ALL tastes like spam...mwahaahaahaa..[ATTACH=CONFIG]41939[/ATTACH]

To you maybe cuz you apparently only have spam taste buds.

[Anja]

*tries to dance and falls down*.

To you maybe cuz you apparently only have spam taste buds.

*undoes superglue with anti-superglue*

Maybe she has the power of imagination!

[jelgate]

You can't use plot devices here

[squirrely1]

*superglues jel to Anja* I'm helping...now you don't have to go far for dinner.

[jelgate]

But she smells

[squirrely1]

well that should cancel out the stench of your putrid socks

[jelgate]

My socks don't smell

[squirrely1]

but then how were we able to use them as gas bombs?

[jelgate]

You weren't

[Anja]

*superglues jel to Anja* I'm helping...now you don't have to go far for dinner.

Thank you, SQ - who gets whom for dinner?

But she smells

Eau de horsey!

My socks don't smell

No, they stink!!!

[jelgate]

You stink too

[squirrely1]

You weren't

yuh huh....*throws stinky sock bombs at jel* Oh wait those are my socks.

Thank you, SQ - who gets whom for dinner?

Eau de horsey!

No, they stink!!!

Your choice. But I'd skip trying to eat jel he's far too bitter and fatty.....