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*Feeds bcmilco lots of coke till he needs the toilet and offers to look after TLW till he gets back. Bcmilco comes back refreshed to find Apophis gone and TLW with him. Bcmilco breaks down and crys*
And wrightly so for CW's pet eowks a angry now and viciously attack BCM leaving bite marks all over, and takeing TLW to their god Crazedwraith.
EDIT: Damn you Apophisis! You got there first. Now my loyal ewok tribes will have to maul you unconcious and swap the fake TLW they got from BCM for your real one. Now i have TLW and am located in my trusty O'neill in orbit guarded by herds of rabid ewoks. (we also have enough food and supplies to keep us alive for centuries at least)
Seeing as how TLW REALLY HAS been through the ringer...I will leave it with NL for a makeover..........for now........I am waiting for BCM to get his little paws on it before I pounce...I *just* missed him...darnit!!
Thank you ((Tame)). Tried to post earlier but couldn't get online. TLW had a great time shopping. TLW bought some lovely shoes. We're now having ice cream. Here, have some ice cream. *hands ice cream sundae to Tame*
Ah but while you were handing out ice creams (where's mine?) TLW went walking to try out its new shoes, and walked straight into my hands. I now have TLW and as we speak am aboard a jet flying to ... oh heck I'm not saying where!
Unbeknownst to Chookgate, NL has put a tracking device in TLW's shoes. Tracks Chookgate and TLW easily and rings to their location. Hands 2 sundaes to Chookgate, who then releases TLW to receive the ice creams. NL quickly escapes with TLW
NL bumps into BCM who steals TLW and runs off after removing the shoes so he cannot be tracked.
right into my waiting trap......I have you now BCM.....<evil Tame Laughter>
BCM is now caught in the Suave Swooper Trap (TM) made by the Asgard/Furling combined company. It is designed to catch Suave swoopers...Yes that would be you BCM!!!
I now happily take TLW sans shoes...tummy full from sundae (Thanks NL) and leave you to your fate....Oh and don't struggle...it just gets tighter if you do
Oh you scared the living daylights out of me!!!!!!!
That BCM.....just so darn sneaky AND apparently scary
Good thing I have my handy dandy trusty new neeka running shoes(TM) on...BCM has no clue as a fast moving wind yet beautiful fragrance goes by him, leaving him yet again without TLW
What is that BCM???? Who was that "Fast moving wonderful smelling stranger"
singy songy voice....Because She is "The Quisart Saderat (sp) Tame
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