The Last Word

[shovar]

but shovar counters with titanium stuff to steal it back

[9th Chevron]

Chev asks shovar for TLW and shovar gives him it because of Chev's superior mind power. Chev then esacapes into subspace.

[Qtyled]

Who is intercepted by QT. He steals TLW and travels to an alternate universe where QT and TLW particles are the only particles that can exist.

QT did make it to the alternate universe and the alternate universe can't be destroyed. A clone QT/impersonator will be oblitereated instantly. Time travel/inter-dimensonal/alternate universe travel has been completly annialated apon QT's arrival. The alternate universe that QT is in is protected by Anti-Shovar Anti-Chev Anti-Greg Anti-CW and Anti-everyone-else-but-QT sheilding. And TLW was NOT A FAKE ONE!

[Gregorius]

Greg calls his Ascended Friends, and they clean up QT's Alternate Universe.

Greg enters QT's universe, takes TLW and leaves.

[Qtyled]

QT steals TLW and can't be bothered writing all that anti-wahatever stuff

[Crazedwraith]

QT is still woozy after almost aphixiating in the AU (ok only QT and TLW can exsisct so no air?)

Which allows CW to get the drop on him and steal TLW.

[Qtyled]

Wait a minute.







QT has now stolen TLW because you have all been sitting there for a minute.

[Crazedwraith]

CW has a word with God and he agrees to the fair play act of 26/1/2005 that states no one shall alowed to be ominpotent, inivicible or have any other such completly unsporting adavantages.

Thus chev is no longer invincible and CW lays him low with an old fashion wok.

*clong!*

CW then takes TLW and Chev's wallet and legs it.

[9th Chevron]

Yeah...maybe this thread isn't for me. Well in any case, have fun!
*opens window to subspace dimension and retreats.*

[Osiris-RA]

Having been watching this thread and having no clue what in God's green earth you are talking about ... O-Ra will take TLW just for the heck of it.

[Qtyled]

O-Ra tripps over a giant 7 at which pont QT uses a Lion to get TLW and runs away to Beta-Z.

[9th Chevron]

Since I believe in second chances, i'm going to try this again.
Chev takes a subspace warp and winds up in QT's backyard where he steals TLW and disapeers into subspace again.

[Crazedwraith]

CW activates a quantaum subspace inverter (regulated by a macro flux capcitor) and opens a tear to realspace under Chev's feet. Chev is dumbed on his ass in the real world. CW seizes TLW hops into a car and drives off...

[9th Chevron]

By opening the quantuam subspace inverter, CW unwittingly inverted the quatuam atomic energy signature of TLW and split it in to multiple quantuam copies that were warped into all 11 dimensions of space. All quantuam copies execpt the original TLW were rendered inert. The real TLW is up for grabs, but no one knows were it is...

[Osiris-RA]

TLW having been split in microbits is hastily collected by O-ra, who rearranges it's molecules and stuffs it in her invisible bag before anyone else can grab it. She dashes off on her rocket speeder giddily shouting, "I have TLW!!!"