The Female Thread Of Femaleness

[aretood2]

...Randomly kick people in the groin? Nah...that was to fun in school. All the freshmen guys would do that to each other for the fun of it.

[Karhedron]

*shakes head*

Amateurs!

That is supposed to be evil?

Put Soulre@ver/Jel into a pink dress, surround him with roses, spray him with a girly perfume and make him watch all episodes of 'Sex in the City'. If all else fails you could make that 'Twilight- New moon', but I am not sure that this is still inside the limits of the Geneva Convention.

It is not about damage to the body...you gotta hit way deeper, if you want to be truly evil. Any second-class thug can spill blood.

[drewandian]

or we could give them this

[aretood2]

*shakes head*

Amateurs!

That is supposed to be evil?

Put Soulre@ver/Jel into a pink dress, surround him with roses, spray him with a girly perfume and make him watch all episodes of 'Sex in the City'. If all else fails you could make that 'Twilight- New moon', but I am not sure that this is still inside the limits of the Geneva Convention.

It is not about damage to the body...you gotta hit way deeper, if you want to be truly evil. Any second-class thug can spill blood.

Fine...I'll do things your way

First we get those two...tie them up to a chair. Force 5 pounds of chocolate down their throats...after they recover we can shave them from head to toe.
After that we force them to wear a School girl uniform that is pink with a Thong and bra underneath and give them a makeover with a wig. Take pictures. Send those to the web and all their friends.

Then we we force them to parade in front of all their friends and all the men of the world. After that we force them to watch reruns of "The Hills" and "The City". We make them take quizzes about those shows and if they fail we force them to watch those shows until they learn everything.

Then after that we finally let them go only after they confess our greatness.

If that is not evil, then I have no Idea what it is.

[Karhedron]

or we could give them this

This always works, doesn't it

And yes you are learning R2.

By the way....the name is Kara.

You could always torture them Stargate-style though...

[aretood2]

This always works, doesn't it

And yes you are learning R2.

By the way....the name is Kara.

You could always torture them Stargate-style though...

You a she?

[Karhedron]

You a she?

Longer than you are. That is for sure

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Longer than you are. That is for sure

You're more than double R2's age....

[aretood2]

So PH, what do you think of my torture plan?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

So PH, what do you think of my torture plan?

I think you've seen Mean Girls too many times..

But it's a start..

[Iffy]

I think you've seen Mean Girls too many times..

But it's a start..

Heathers is a much better movie to get torture ideas from.

[aretood2]

How would ya'll torture them?

[Iffy]

How would ya'll torture them?

Put baked goods in front of them and not let them eat any of them.

[aretood2]

Put baked goods in front of them and not let them eat any of them.

I never heard of using food to torture...

[Iffy]

I never heard of using food to torture...

I'm pretty sure it has been used in the past for torture.