Tollan versus Asgard

[Elwe Singollo]

Asgard, without a question.

The tollan have only had a few thousand years since they left Earth.

The asgard have had at least 50,000 years, I'm guessing.

Maybe its just my 'dislike' of the Tollan, but yes, at least the Asgard are nicer about them being more advanced then we are, haha...

GO ASGARD

[Jprime]

And it sure helps that they're actually grateful when we save they're little grey asses! The Tollan on the other hand, I doubt they're little "youll destroy yourselves" rant was the real reaspn they wont give us anything...

[Elwe Singollo]

I guess it was them who was hypocrites, since they are the ones who destroyed themselves Theres like one person who i actually liked in the Tollan, i forgot his name though...

[Anubis]

The Asgard are much better in many ways. Of course they are highly advanced in many ways


Spoilers, season six Promethus;
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* The Asgard are highly advanced. For example they just transported all the supplies on board within seconds. And when they brough the Promethus all the way from a unknown location all the way back to Earth. Pretty decent stuff *

[Torley]

Thor's full of surprises... I wonder if he feels lucky when they were picking out Norse identities to assume. Would be to see him laugh for once at an O'Neill joke, or have a couple of beers or an Earth moment like that.

[KokiriChild]

Can you imagine a drunken Asgard? It wouldn't take much, with their small body frames

[Torley]

HAHAHA... "O'Neillllll!" for some reason I imagine it would be like when Johnny 5 went haywire from Short Circuit... when ya think about it their voices are kind of the same, too. Or maybe all that beer goes to the brain.

Would be funny to see an Asgard underachiever with a shrunken head.

[KokiriChild]

Hehehe, Beetlejuice style ^_^

[Anubis]

A drunk Asgard! That is halarious. But the question, do they know what alcohol is?

[Torley]

A good question. Perhaps they would consider it a new technology and a worthwhile acquisition to their forces, along with a shipment of Gameboys, lifetime subscriptions to Maxim, and O'Neill's "Simpsons" collection. A fine trade to the Tau'ri in exchange for superweapons.

[KokiriChild]

Maybe they can clone it from a single bottle of Budweiser?

[Elwe Singollo]

A good question. Perhaps they would consider it a new technology and a worthwhile acquisition to their forces, along with a shipment of Gameboys, lifetime subscriptions to Maxim, and O'Neill's "Simpsons" collection. A fine trade to the Tau'ri in exchange for superweapons.

Those little gray people sure need something to loosen themelves up... Haha...

[veneticuss]

Maybe they can clone it from a single bottle of Budweiser?

Isn't that Czech beer or at least Brand Czech Trade Mark?

[veneticuss]

O'Neill could of course take Thor also fishing! Bet he'd love that

[Elwe Singollo]

O'Neill could of course take Thor Fishong!

Good Idea