Welcome, New Members!

[spratty]

lots of water to get rid of the salty taste...

The key to vegemite is to spread it lightly and with butter, people always make the assumption it is like peanut butter and cake it on.

also I say G'day a fair bit

[Girlbot]

Welcome Newbies

[Iffy]

The key to vegemite is to spread it lightly and with butter, people always make the assumption it is like peanut butter and cake it on.

also I say G'day a fair bit

I've smelled the stuff you would have to have no sense of smell to cake it on.

[mad_gater]

The key to vegemite is to spread it lightly and with butter, people always make the assumption it is like peanut butter and cake it on.

also I say G'day a fair bit

meh...I prefer either sugar-free orange marmalade or sugar-free strawberry preserves on my toast...sometimes peanut butter or nutella.....

[Ikorni]

The welcomes here are overwhelming! Only been a newbie/probie for a while and I'm sort of shocked that everyone is being so...unbelievably nice about it!

[spratty]

hey all, inb4 read the FAQ at what I am guessing post count does probie status get upgraded? I want to add my sig and avatar :-(

[Girlbot]

The welcomes here are overwhelming! Only been a newbie/probie for a while and I'm sort of shocked that everyone is being so...unbelievably nice about it!

Welcome to the Funny Fa......uh........looney.............uh.........craz........................uh.. .....Forum....yeah......that's what I meant. Welcome to the forum. Shocked? huh....I better watch out for the shock treatments. I thought they eliminated those long ago.
Anyhow, enjoy yourself glad you're having fun

[Nolamom]

Hi Ikorni! Yes, most of the folks around here a rather nice. We pelt the meanies with rotten fruit. Watch out for the monkeys and have a cookie...

[Iffy]

The welcomes here are overwhelming! Only been a newbie/probie for a while and I'm sort of shocked that everyone is being so...unbelievably nice about it!

Cookie?

[Asgard Flu]

Hi, I'm new, be gentle, be gentle.

[Nolamom]

Hello Asgard Flu!

Welcome aboard. Keep your hands inside the car at all times and enjoy the ride. Cookie?

[Iffy]

Hi, I'm new, be gentle, be gentle.

Hello and welcome to GW. Cookie, do not believe what others say about them. Very Tasty.

[LittleMissBrilliant]

Well, this is my first post on this site...so, uh... *big, bright smile* Hello, everyone!

[Girlbot]

Hi, I'm new, be gentle, be gentle.

We are always gentle with the ill newbies.
How did you catch that flu?
*puts on hazmat*
psst.....don't eat the cookies, no matter what Iffy tells you, besides the flu you will get a nasty rash.
Hey Iffy, maybe that's where it came from, the cookies

[Iffy]

Well, this is my first post on this site...so, uh... *big, bright smile* Hello, everyone!

Hello, hello, hello and welcome. Have a cookie, have two, they keep the monkeys at bay.

We are always gentle with the ill newbies.
How did you catch that flu?
*puts on hazmat*
psst.....don't eat the cookies, no matter what Iffy tells you, besides the flu you will get a nasty rash.
Hey Iffy, maybe that's where it came from, the cookies

If it were that easy.